21 Funny block quotes

• I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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  2 weeks ago

  ability, admire, block, car, cars, exactly, frustration, humor, i, light, sun, visor, where

• Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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  3 weeks ago

  block, delete, email, every, fire, frustration, humor, junk, know, laptop, outlook, rule, sender

• I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, armstrong, around, bike, block, drug, drugs, enhancing, enhancing drug, exercise, humor, i, lance, Lance Armstrong, nostalgia, performance, time, understand

• Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

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  3 weeks ago

  block, dating, getting-to-know-you, humor, interaction, just, me, phase, relationship, sarcasm, skip, social, social interaction

• Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

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  3 weeks ago

  block, breakup, empowerment, ex, girl, humor, moon, relationship, sun

• Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

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  3 weeks ago

  12, adventure, bank, block, blocked, everyone, friendship, gang, heist, humor, just, minutes, planning, reading, robbery

• I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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  3 weeks ago

  aging, block, door, holding, humor, i, isolation, old, people, shut, used

• Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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  3 weeks ago

  block, brain, brain fog, confusion, fog, grounded, humor, mental, mental block, notice, thoughts

• Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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  3 weeks ago

  accusation, block, comedy, guy, humor, interaction, just, me, media, social, social media, talk, Twitter

• Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

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  3 weeks ago

  block, blocking, communication, humor, life, love, media, people, relationship, sarcasm, short, social, social media, sooner, tell, truth

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