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5 months ago
Share →: Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Commentary:
"Trying to avoid that Monday morning meeting like 🛌💤 Who needs coffee when you have the 'pretend to be asleep' strategy ready to go? Just don't blame us if your boss starts developing a complex 😉 #workplacehacks"
5 months ago
Share →: How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Commentary:
Looks like your boss has installed a secret "sneak off early" detection system! 🕵️‍♂️😂 Better watch out for those stealthy meeting invites! 🕰️🚫 #BossSpyingonYou
6 months ago
Share →: It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where happy little trees are painted with a side of intimidation 😳🖌️🕴️ Who knew the joy of painting could lead to the art of organized crime? 🎨💰 #HappyAccidents #CriminalMasterpiece"
6 months ago
Share →: Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Commentary:
Oh, poor planning there! 🍻 Timing is everything, especially when it comes to denying being tipsy at work! ⏰ Maybe next time, play it cool and let the boss do the questioning first! 😅 #OfficeBlunders
6 months ago
Share →: “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Commentary:
Looks like AI is mastering the art of human behavior too well! 🤖👔 Don't worry though, they're still working on perfecting the classic "blame game" technique just like a regular office worker! 🤣🚌 #AIvsHumans #WorkplaceDrama
6 months ago
Share →: After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, the boss is back! 🙈🔥 Let the chaos ensue… Please send good vibes and copious amounts of coffee ☕️ as we navigate this treacherous territory of emails and meetings 😅 #PrayForMySanity"
6 months ago
Share →: My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Commentary:
"Oh the irony! 🤣 Training others when you yourself are unsure of what you're doing sounds like a recipe for office comedy! 🤷‍♂️ Who knows, maybe your boss thinks your incompetence adds a special 'charm' to the training sessions! 😄 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical transformation that occurs when the boss utters those dreaded words – 'You should be working.' 🧙‍♂️ Suddenly, a totally different, more productive (but slightly less fun) version of yourself emerges. It's like a superhero origin story, except with less crime-fighting and more spreadsheets. 💼 #WorkModeActivated"
6 months ago
Share →: Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Commentary:
Boss: You'll never find another job like this.

Me: That'd be great! 🤣🙌 Nothing quite like breaking free from the mundane, am I right? Time to spread my wings and find a job where Fridays are celebrated and the coffee doesn't taste like regret. Good luck to me! 🕺🚀 #NewJobHunt
6 months ago
Share →: Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

Commentary:
🎭😅 "When your therapist needs a therapist, it's a sign that you've truly reached expert level in the game of life! Defeating the final boss therapist with your train wreck of a life? That's some next-level strategy right there! 🏆💥 #LifeGoals"