50 Funny both quotes

• It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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  both, both sides, conversation, debate, dumbest, dumbest thing, ever, hear, humor, important, listen, need, perspective, reality, sides, situation, thing

• Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

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  advice, bed, behavior, both, doctor, family, health, health advice, humor, instinct, jumping, jumping on the bed, know, live, monkey, monkey instinct, playful, playful behavior, said, wife

• “Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

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  both, cool, dislike, exercise, humor, i, life, marathon, motivation, running, sarcasm, sprint, things

• A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

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  ass, both, door, doors, flirtation, flower, flowers, gentleman, hair, humor, man, relationship, soulmate

• Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

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  being, bi, bisexual, both, bruh, expression, humor, identity, means, reaction, say, slang, yay

• People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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  active, activity, both, contradiction, exercise, humor, laziness, lazy, people, same, stairs, step, steps, take, time, walking

• Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

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  both, calls, celebrity, celebrity name, confusing, confusion, garner, Jennifer, Jennifer Garner, julia, Julia Garner, Julia Roberts, mind, most, name, name confusion, roberts

• I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

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  am, both, estimate, humor, i, intelligence, me, paradox, self-awareness, smarter, think, underestimate, wit

• “You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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  1990, 2003, age, both, flirting, humor, nostalgia, where, year

• It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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  arm, arm rest, awkward, awkward moment, both, funny moment, got, i, mine, moment, movie, movie theatre, movie watching, personal, personal space, rest, space, theatre, thought, watching, weird

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