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Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.
My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.
Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.
The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.
Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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5 months ago
Share →: I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Commentary:
"Making those 3 miles count before breakfast is a solid effort! 🚗🏃‍♂️ Who needs more driving when you've already covered so much ground in the morning? Time to park that car and put your feet up! 🛋️😆"
5 months ago
Share →: My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

Commentary:
"Who needs regular milk baths when you can spice things up with Cinnamon Toast Crunch? 🥛🛁🌟 Step aside, spa treatments, this breakfast concoction is the real MVP! Doctor's orders never sounded so delicious! 😄🥣"
5 months ago
Share →: People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Commentary:
"Well, they do say breakfast is the most important meal of the day! 🍳🚿 Who needs a table when you can have a 'shower-chair-cation' every morning? 💁‍♂️🪑"
5 months ago
Share →: We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic tale of the never-ending dinner debate turning into a breakfast battle! 🍳🥓 It's like a culinary soap opera with a side of toast drama. 🍽️😄 Who knew choosing a restaurant could rival the intensity of a high-stakes negotiation? Just remember, in the game of food choices, there can only be one winner… or you could always just order pizza! 🍕🎉 #BreakfastDebateRealness
5 months ago
Share →: Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

Commentary:
"Kids are like pancakes 🥞 The first one is always a bit strange… It's the trial batch, you know, just trying to figure out the right temperature 😉👶"
5 months ago
Share →: The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive 'sleeping diet' – truly a groundbreaking weight loss strategy! 😴🍳 Who knew that catching some Z's after breakfast could be the secret to sticking to your diet? Goodnight, diet goals. Hello, dreamland! 🌟#SleepingBeautifying"
5 months ago
Share →: Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Commentary:
"Raising toddlers: where every day is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, and your last nerve is on the menu! 🤪🎢🍳 #ParentingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Commentary:
"Let's be real, caffeine and bacon are the unsung heroes keeping us all in check ☕🥓 Imagine the chaos if everyone was left to their own devices without these culinary superheroes! 🦸‍♂️🥓 #CoffeeAndBaconToTheRescue"
5 months ago
Share →: Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Commentary:
"Who needs an alarm clock when you can be woken up by the heavenly duo of sizzling bacon and aromatic coffee? 🥓☕️ Ah, the sweet symphony of breakfast calling your name! Forget ringing bells, give me that delicious wake-up call any day! 😋☀️"
5 months ago
Share →: Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

Commentary:
Ah, waffles – the ultimate syrup containment system disguised as a breakfast treat! 🥞🍁 Who knew that a few strategically placed boxes could make such a difference in the syrup-to-bite ratio? It's like a sweet, savory engineering masterpiece in every bite! 🧇🤣