223 Funny call quotes

• This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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  3 months ago

  bottle, call, communication, connection, found, frustration, humor, i, message, metaphor, missed, missed connection, never

• Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

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  4 months ago

  able, artist, call, compliment, enough, fan, great, humor, i, job, liking, music, music fan, need, song, tell

• Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

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  4 months ago

  attitude, call, constipated, expression, give, humor, i, indifference, me, shit, slang

• It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

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  4 months ago

  alive, call, code, codes, day, email, email verification, every, fabulous, frustration, hot, humor, life, love, modern, modern life, news, nightmare, person, phone, phone call, reading, real, robot, time, verification, verification code, yelling

• Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

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  4 months ago

  call, depressed, depression, eating, eating habit, fasting, financial, financial struggle, habit, health, humor, intermittent, intermittent fasting, mental, mental health, poor, poverty, struggle, sure, well

• Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

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  4 months ago

  call, dating, humor, love, others, relationship, romance, ruin, schedule, schedules, sleep, sleep schedule

• I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

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  5 months ago

  advice, am, bad, call, calling, care, communication, humor, i, radio, radio station, relationship, station

• Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

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  5 months ago

  call, Christmas, enough, exhaustion, farewell, holiday, humor, merry, year

• At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

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  5 months ago

  appointment, being, booing, call, doctor, doctor office, doctors, humor, mine, name, name call, names, office, patient, room, waiting, waiting room

• The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

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  5 months ago

  answer, anxiety, call, calling, fear, friend’s house, friends, generation, house, know, never, parent, parents, phone, younger, younger generation

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