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28 Funny cheese quotes

Funny cheese quotes add a playful twist to the love of this deliciously cheesy treat! 🧀😂 From witty remarks about cheese cravings to humorous takes on its irresistible appeal, these quotes capture the lighter side of enjoying cheese. Enjoy a laugh and savor the fun that comes with every cheesy bite! 😄🍽️

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

1 month ago

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

1 month ago

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

2 months ago

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

3 months ago

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

3 months ago

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

3 months ago

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

3 months ago

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

3 months ago

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

3 months ago

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

3 months ago

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

3 months ago

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

3 months ago

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

3 months ago

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

3 months ago

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

3 months ago

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

3 months ago

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

3 months ago

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

3 months ago

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

3 months ago

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

3 months ago