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Funny cheese quotes

Jun 12
Share →: My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”
Oct 17
Share →: If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”
Oct 11
Share →: If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.
Sep 25
Share →: If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.
Sep 22
Share →: If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.
Sep 22
Share →: I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.
Sep 22
Share →: Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.
Sep 22
Share →: There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.
Sep 22
Share →: That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.