Funny Cheese Quotes That Will Have You Melting with Laughter! 🧀😂

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

2 months ago2 months ago

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

2 months ago2 months ago

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

2 months ago2 months ago

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

3 months ago2 months ago

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

3 months ago2 months ago

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

3 months ago2 months ago

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

3 months ago2 months ago

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

5 months ago2 months ago

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Oct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

Oct 11, 2023Oct 11, 2023

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

Sep 25, 2023May 6, 2024

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 26, 2023

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 1, 2023

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023