46 Funny cheese quotes

• Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

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• “I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

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• “We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

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• Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

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• Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

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• After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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• I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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• Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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• In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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• If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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