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28 Funny cheese quotes

Funny cheese quotes add a playful twist to the love of this deliciously cheesy treat! 🧀😂 From witty remarks about cheese cravings to humorous takes on its irresistible appeal, these quotes capture the lighter side of enjoying cheese. Enjoy a laugh and savor the fun that comes with every cheesy bite! 😄🍽️

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025