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Funny cheese quotes add a playful twist to the love of this deliciously cheesy treat! 🧀😂 From witty remarks about cheese cravings to humorous takes on its irresistible appeal, these quotes capture the lighter side of enjoying cheese. Enjoy a laugh and savor the fun that comes with every cheesy bite! 😄🍽️

New funny cheese quotes 👇

6 days ago
Share →: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Commentary:
And here I thought "hot dog" was just a nickname! 🌭🧀🐶
1 month ago
Share →: If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Commentary:
"When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"
2 months ago
Share →: If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Commentary:
"That's the kind of cheddar that'll have everyone grinning like a mouse in a cheese factory! 🧀😄🐭"
4 months ago
Share →: Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Commentary:
"Looks like Germany is really bratwurst-ing in the cheese and sausages department! 🧀🌭 Talk about embracing the Wurst Käse scenario with open arms…or should we say open mouths? 😄 Time to get slicing and dicing those delicious ingredients! Prost! 🇩🇪"
4 months ago
Share →: That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's found their calling 🧀🥯 Who knew goat cheese could steal the spotlight so effortlessly? Don't worry, we all have our moments of culinary stardom in unexpected places! 🌟 #GoatCheeseGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Commentary:
"Remember, when life gives you lemons, trade them in for a nice wedge of cheese. After all, who needs people when you have a fridge full of happiness waiting for you? Cheese: the ultimate comfort food for when humans just can't cut it."
5 months ago
Share →: In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Commentary:
"Well, in my opinion, burning a grilled cheese is a crime punishable by life imprisonment! 🧀🔥😂 #JusticeForGrilledCheese"
5 months ago
Share →: I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Commentary:
Introducing the newest member of the dairy dating scene – Cheese! 🧀🧀 They say you are what you eat, and I guess this person really takes their love for cheese to the next level! 😄 Say cheese, and let the gouda times roll! 📸 #CheeseLove
5 months ago
Share →: Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Commentary:
"Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly hasn't experienced the cheesy goodness that shredded cheese brings to the table! 🧀💎 Move over diamonds, cheese is the real MVP in this friendship game! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Commentary:
Well, it sounds like someone's got their daily priorities sorted – coffee for the morning buzz, wine for the evening relaxation, and cheese for that delicious snack attack! 🍷☕️🧀 Looks like this person knows the key ingredients for a well-balanced *ahem* lifestyle!