Funny chest quotes

• I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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  3 days ago

  biology, cheating, chest, emotion, found, heartbreak, i, pain, partner, relationship, wonder

• Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, chest, girl, girls, humor, i, laid, last, laugh, laughing, me, moment, relationship, time

• Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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  2 months ago

  annoying, anxiety, being, chest, chest pain, discomfort, fear, i, me, need, nervousness, pain, public, public speaking, shy, shyness, speak, speaking, why

• Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

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  2 months ago

  back, carefully, chest, emotion, feelings, fold, heart, humor, i, inside, irony, metaphor, place, romantic, self-awareness, taking, vulnerability

• Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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  2 months ago

  after, afterlife, ancient, ancient Egypt, belief, burial, buried, chest, egypt, fun, hands, humor, life, Pharaoh, slide, water, water slide

• You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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  2 months ago

  body, chest, cleavage, double, double entendre, entendre, humor, play, play on words, store, treasure, wordplay, words

• Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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  2 months ago

  activity, after, afterlife, belief, burial, buried, chest, fun, hands, humor, life, over, Pharaoh, slide, water, water slide

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