22 Funny city quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the joys of trying to explain city life to parents! 🌆🗽 It's like a marathon of geography lessons every time they see something on TV and assume it's happening right next to you. 🏃‍♂️🗺️ Hang in there, Mom, New York may be big but my street isn't THAT happening! 😂🌃

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs public transportation when you've got a pair of sturdy shoes and an empty wallet? 👞🚶‍♂️ Embracing the broke life, where every city suddenly becomes a pedestrian paradise! 🏙️💸 #WalkingIsTheNewLuxury"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the downfall of Sodom and Gomorrah wasn't fire and brimstone, but pesky urban planning issues? 🚶‍♂️🏙️ Maybe they should've invested in some nice sidewalks instead of, you know, debauchery and sin! 😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

  Commentary:
  🤣🏙️ "In a world where chaos reigns and logic takes a backseat, welcome to 'The Dewey Decimated Decimal System'! Who needs mayors and governors when you have a librarian armed with overdue fines and shushing powers ready to bring order to the city? Tune in as our unlikely hero battles late fees and unruly citizens in this unforgettable sitcom where the only crime is not returning your books on time!" 📚🕶️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the life of a rural commuter 🚂🐎! While urban dwellers grumble about delays on the subway, we countryside folk are here twiddling our thumbs waiting for the trusty rail replacement horse to trot on by. 🤠 #CountryLiving"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

  Commentary:
  "🎶 Welcome to the inbox city, where the screens are bright and the messages are witty! 📧✨ Hope this email finds you rockin' and rollin' in the paradise city of your dreams, dodging spam like a true email ninja! 🤘🌴💃"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

  Commentary:
  Living in a city where seagulls are the fashionably exclusive bird poop connoisseurs – a true sign of elite urban living! 💁‍♂️🏙️ Who needs mundane pigeon droppings when you can boast a splash of seaside sophistication? Embrace the unexpected blessings from above, darling! 💩🕊️ #CityLivingElevated

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat… Well, that's a rat-her ambitious challenge! 🐀😆 It's like saying you love the ocean and being asked to name every fish. Quite the task, but hey, every rat deserves their moment of fame, right? 🌆😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

  Commentary:
  Oh, absolutely! 🎸🎤🚌 Missing out on your city during a tour must mean they heard about that embarrassing dance move you did at their last concert! 💃🕺 So next time, maybe keep those jazz hands in check, or they might "accidentally" skip your town again! 😉🎵

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

  Commentary:
  "Who knew urine could be so selective about its city preferences? 🤔 Maybe next time someone complains about NYC's smell, we should all remind them about this potential missed opportunity for their pee to embrace the Big Apple charm! 🍎🌆😂"

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