40 Funny city quotes

• I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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• I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

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  awkward, change, changing, changing name, city, different, ever, exaggeration, humor, i, move, moving, name, quit, quitting, say, toilet, work

• “I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

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  city, different, here, hours, humor, i, living, myself, observation, relocation, said, travel

• Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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  2 weeks ago

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• King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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• When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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  city, city life, hamster, humor, life, new, New York, public, public transport, rain, smell, train, transport, york

• Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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  city, city names, humor, names, Popenhagen, religion, should, vatican, Vatican City, wordplay

• Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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  caring, city, close-knit, distance, family, happiness, humor, irony, relationships

• Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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  call, city, city life, hour, humor, irony, life, moves, nothing, nothing moves, observation, rush, rush hour, time, traffic

• The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

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  back, borrowing, city, debt, finance, having, humor, money, move, new, new city, pay, payback, relocation, worst

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