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5 months ago
Share →: I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

Commentary:
"Ah, the great outdoors: where the sun shines too bright, the rain falls too hard, the wind blows too strong, and the bugs party too loud! 🌤️🌧️💨🦟 Who needs nature's elements when you have a cozy couch indoors, am I right? 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Commentary:
Ah, so you're saying my icy heart and mysterious aura remind you of the chilly winter nights? ❄️🌚 Well, I must say, I have been told that I have a captivating darkness about me! 😂
5 months ago
Share →: The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Commentary:
"Who knew finding love could be just a matter of adjusting the thermostat? 🌡️❤️ Stay warm and cozy with the one who shares your ideal temperature settings – it's a match made in heating heaven! 🔥😄"
5 months ago
Share →: You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Commentary:
🤣💬 "Looks like someone's sliding into DMs while I'm warming the bedsheets! Maybe you should bring your own heated blanket next time! 😜🔥 #ChillInMyDMsWarmInMyBed"
5 months ago
Share →: Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Commentary:
"May your pillow forever stay cool, and your enemies forever feel the heat of a warm pillow. 😂🛌 #ColdSideBurn"
5 months ago
Share →: If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Commentary:
"Warning: My heart may be icy, but my feet are straight out of the Arctic! ❄️🥶 Step carefully, you might get frostbite!"
5 months ago
Share →: “Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Commentary:
Oh, so winter is the best season, huh? 🌨️❄️ Sure thing, husky, go enjoy the frosty delights outside! Hope you've got your fur coat and earmuffs ready! 🐾🐕 #WinterWonderland #ChillyHusky
5 months ago
Share →: My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the universal struggle of colds – when we become the ultimate experts on our own sniffling miseries! 🤧😂 Just remember, sympathy and tissues are the best remedies in times of 'who's got it worse' debates! 🤷‍♂️ #ColdConfessions"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Commentary:
"Wow, that's one chilly situation! ❄️🚶‍♂️ Must be tough for gangsters to keep it cool when they're freezing their pants off! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Commentary:
"Brrr… chill vibes incoming! ❄️ Embracing my inner winter solstice, so if you need me, I'll be busy perfecting my frosty glare and brooding in the darkness. 😎🌑❄️ #WinterSolsticeMood"