43 Funny cold quotes

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  View →: Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.
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  View →: Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.
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  View →: There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.
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  View →: Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.
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  View →: Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.
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  View →: Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?
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  View →: During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.
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  View →: The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.
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  View →: Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.
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  View →: Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.
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  View →: I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.
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  View →: Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.
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  View →: I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

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