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3 weeks ago
View →: They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.
2 months ago
View →: Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.
4 months ago
View →: Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.
5 months ago
View →: It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.
5 months ago
View →: If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
5 months ago
View →: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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