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11 Funny comeback quotes

Funny comeback quotes are the perfect way to turn the tables with a splash of wit and charm 😎✨ Whether you’re aiming to lighten the mood or deliver a clever clapback, these quick quips bring laughter and confidence to any conversation πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯ Ready to up your banter game and leave everyone smiling? Let’s dive into some hilarious lines that pack a punch without missing a beat! πŸŽ‰πŸ’¬

Homeless man just called me a β€œloser,” and I showed him my house keys.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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