Funny comeback quotes

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

Funny Quotes 4 days ago

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago