18 Funny comeback quotes

• I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

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  2 weeks ago

  cleverness, comeback, humor, insult, insults, intelligence, intelligent, later, looking, realize, roast, sarcasm, thoughts, three, wit

• Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

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  3 weeks ago

  again, back, break, comeback, figure, health, humor, ID, irony, media, mental, mental health, ruin, self-deprecation, social, social media, Twitter

• A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

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  1 month ago

  5, act, act right, back, beg, comeback, days, humor, just, man, relationship, right, take, time

• If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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  2 months ago

  babe, back, breakup, comeback, dating, dead, energy, ghost, ghosted, ghosting, humor, me, relationship, sarcasm, stay

• It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

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  2 months ago

  basic, comeback, commentary, decency, human, human decency, humor, kindness, nice, social, social commentary

• It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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  2 months ago

  basic, comeback, compassion, empathy, human, humor, kindness, social, time

• They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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  2 months ago

  back, banh, banh mi, comeback, food, foodie, humor, i, joke, life, mi, never, pho, restaurant, said, spot, Vietnamese

• Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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  2 months ago

  back, comeback, humor, irony, life, men, relationship, ruin, story, whole

• Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

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  2 months ago

  again, back, clothes, comeback, fashion, humor, sorry, style, trend, waiting

• It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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  2 months ago

  after, awkward, awkward moment, back, comeback, failure, five, funny situation, hard, high, high five, humor, interaction, moment, poorly, situation, social, social interaction

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