319 Funny comedy quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Burp therapy: the only weight loss plan I can stick to! 😅🤷‍♂️🎈

  body, body function, burp, comedy, deep, digestion, feel, function, humor, i, lighthearted, loss, lost, love, me, self, self humor, weight, weight loss

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When life gives you lemons, make… psychedelic lemonade? 🍄🍋✨

  60s, comedy, cultural, cultural reference, drugs, give, history, humor, irony, just, me, nostalgia, realization, reference, satire, should, wait

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Getting drenched vertically is soooo last season 🌧️☔😅

  comedy, great, humor, joke, only, rain, sarcastic, umbrella, want, weather, wet

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Living in the moment might be rent-free, but apparently not for long! 😂🏠🚪

  comedy, eviction, humor, i, irony, lesson, life, life lesson, living, living in the moment, moment, sarcasm

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When you channel your inner Zen master instead of your inner WWE wrestler 😂🪑💫

  anger, chair, comedy, coping, coping mechanism, emotional, emotional regulation, forced, frustration, humor, mechanism, okay, patience, regulation, relief, say, self-control, stress, stress relief, throwing

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Can't decide if I'm more jealous of their shoes or their bank accounts! 💸👠😂

  celebrity, city, comedy, humor, i, jealousy, luxury, money, much, satire, sex, show, TV, TV Show, upset, watch

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Always helpful to have a reminder not to reenact a scene from Thelma & Louise! 🚗💨🤣

  cause, cliff, comedy, drive, driving, grateful, gratitude, humor, i, irony, me, people, reckless, remember, safe, safety, sarcasm, tell

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When your body decides to multitask 😂📸 #ScreenshotLife

  bodily, bodily function, body, comedy, fart, function, funny moment, humor, i, joke, just, moment, quirky, same, screenshot, sneeze, think, time, unexpected

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like Twitter's new slogan should be "Bark less, read more!" 📰🐶

  behavior, comedy, critique, good, humor, internet, media, most, newspaper, nose, online, online behavior, playful, sarcasm, satire, social, social media, Twitter

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  🤖🧠 vs. 😇😜: Place your bets, folks! My money's on stupidity for its ability to never learn its lesson!

  artificial, artificial intelligence, comedy, folly, genuine, human, human folly, humor, i, intelligence, next, prediction, satire, stupidity, technology, war, world

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