Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it! Posted on4 days ago
Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”. Posted on1 week ago
When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct. Posted on1 week ago