Funny compliments quotes

• Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

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  2 months ago

  compliment, compliments, humor, irony, killing, kindness, murder, pun, wordplay

• It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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  2 months ago

  comparison, compliments, convinced, crazy, culture, enough, good, imagine, life, likes, media, online, online culture, people, real, real life, self-esteem, self-worth, social, social comparison, social media, telling, us, validation, virtual, virtual validation

• When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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  2 months ago

  compliment, compliments, decency, etiquette, facial, facial hair, hair, humor, lady

• Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, chef, compliment, compliments, fart, funny situation, humor, i, joke, just, moment, panic, situation, someone, work, workplace

• Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

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  2 months ago

  attractiveness, beautiful, compliments, confidence, dating, follows, humor, me, media, new, self-esteem, social, social media, still, thing, women

• “You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, compliments, dating, high, high school, humor, i, laid, school, self-deprecation, thanks

• Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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  2 months ago

  50, angle, compliments, filter, fishing, humor, i, me, media, mess, morning, photo, right, self-esteem, selfie, social, social media

• When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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  2 months ago

  age, ageism, compliments, devastating, flattering, guessing, humor, kids, perception

• No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

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  5 months ago

  another, appreciation, bit, compliment, compliment from woman, compliments, fellas, just, little, love, means, offense, woman

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