Funny compliments quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

  Commentary:
  Well, ain't that the bearded truth! 🧔🏻👩🏼‍🦱 Remember, gentlemen, a compliment for a compliment keeps the grooming game strong! 💪 Let's spread the love, one whisker at a time! 😄 #BeardAndBoujee

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we have a new executive chef in the office! 🍴👨‍🍳 Don't forget to savor the unique aroma of success…or maybe just open a window. 😂 #ChefOfTheYear

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your DMs are going to be 90% more interesting now! 😉🔥 Keep slaying, influencer extraordinaire! 💁‍♂️💃 #StillGotIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least my sense of humor was my ultimate wingman back then! 🤪😂 #FunnyNotFoxy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to reel in those compliments like a pro angler, but ending up looking like a fish out of water with all those failed selfie attempts 🤳🐟 #selfiegamestrong #struggleisreal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the age-guessing game – where kids are like (🧒🏼), "You must be a hundred!" while you're left wondering if your anti-aging creams are really doing their job. It's a rollercoaster of emotions, with accuracy taking a backseat to their wild imagination! Remember, age is just a number… until a child tries to guess it! 💁🏻‍♂️👴🏻

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