Funny quotes compliments

Funny compliments quotes

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

3 weeks ago

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

3 months ago

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

3 months ago

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

3 months ago

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

3 months ago

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

3 months ago