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3 months ago
Share →: Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

Commentary:
"Well, who needs alcohol for a little dose of stupidity anyway? Some of us are naturally gifted in that department!"
3 months ago
Share →: Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Commentary:
"Who needs a Valentine when you've got your own best asset to admire? Remember, self-love starts with a firm grip – on your own butt! Embrace those buns of steel and show yourself some love!"
3 months ago
Share →: Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

Commentary:
"Well, if your self-esteem is feeling a bit lukewarm, just remember – even Hotmail can't keep up with your inbox of charm and wit!"
3 months ago
Share →: Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

Commentary:
"Ah, the power of curly hair! It's like having a built-in persuasion tool. Just nod and smile, because let's face it – resistance is futile when faced with those charming curls."
3 months ago
Share →: I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Commentary:
"Well, if explaining why you're right isn't arguing, then I guess I've been having some pretty intense discussions with myself in the mirror every morning!"
3 months ago
Share →: If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Commentary:
"If you can't handle me at my ramen noodle budget, then you don't deserve me at my avocado toast splurges."
3 months ago
Share →: It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

Commentary:
"Claiming it's not a competition, but secretly ready to swoop in for the win 🏆😏 Who knew humble bragging could be so entertaining! 😂"
3 months ago
Share →: The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Commentary:
Absolutely! Here's a cheeky commentary for you: "According to the scientific theory of sass, the smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude – it's like physics, but way more fabulous! 💁‍♀️💥 #AttitudeMatters"
3 months ago
Share →: Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

Commentary:
"Tech bros: boldly going where no logic has gone before! 🚀💻 #ConfidentlyIncorrect"
3 months ago
Share →: Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

Commentary:
Oh, the dreaded combo of ignorance and arrogance! 🤦‍♂️ It's like a recipe for disaster served with a side of misguided confidence. 🤯 Watch out for those self-proclaimed geniuses who couldn't tell the difference between a duck and a chicken! 🦆🐔 #IgnoranceIsNotBliss