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Funny cost quotes 🤣💸 are the perfect cure for the stress of budgeting! They deliver a delightful mix of humor and wisdom, turning financial frustrations into giggle-worthy moments. Whether you’re chuckling about outrageous expenses or laughing at the absurdity of saving tips, these quotes add a lighthearted twist to money matters. Get ready to transform your financial frown 😩 into a budgetary belly laugh 😂 with the most hilarious cost quips around!

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

1 month ago1 month ago

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

1 month ago1 month ago

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

1 month ago1 month ago

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

2 months ago2 months ago

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

2 months ago2 months ago

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

2 months ago2 months ago

It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

2 months ago2 months ago

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

2 months ago2 months ago

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

2 months ago2 months ago

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

3 months ago3 months ago

I’m tired of things costing money.

3 months ago3 months ago

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

5 months ago5 months ago

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

5 months ago5 months ago

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

5 months ago5 months ago

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

5 months ago5 months ago

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Jan 28, 2025