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Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

4,057

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Pinterest:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Shared recently on X:

Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

Trending via Telegram:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Going viral on YouTube:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

Spotted on Messenger:

If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

Making waves on Messenger:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

Live now on Telegram:

You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

Trending via YouTube:

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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80 shares on Messenger this month:

Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

53 shares on Threads this month:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

67 shares on Slack this month:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

16 shares on Slack this month:

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,987

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Going bananas on YouTube:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

Going viral on Snapchat:

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

Spotted on Instagram:

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

Just landed via Twitch:

Don’t study, get slutty!

Live now on Instagram:

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

Shared recently on X:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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