27 Funny critique quotes

• I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

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  3 weeks ago

  better, comedy, critique, entertainment, humor, porn, show, stranger, Stranger Things, things, TV, TV Show, writing

• Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

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  2 months ago

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• Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, comedy, critique, good, humor, internet, media, most, newspaper, nose, online, online behavior, playful, sarcasm, satire, social, social media, Twitter

• Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

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  2 months ago

  anti-capitalism, anything, code, critique, economics, humor, i, ignorance, just, know, misunderstanding, satire, works

• Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, critique, entertainment, fast, Fast and Furious, film, furious, humor, making, movie, sarcastic, stop

• Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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  2 months ago

  back, comedy, critique, damage, forget, horrible, humor, joke, last, people, polio, political, political critique, political joke, political satire, satire, socialism, time

• I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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  2 months ago

  anger, angry, critique, entertainment, generation, humor, i, music, real, reason, sucks, think

• We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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  2 months ago

  appearance, attractiveness, critique, hot, hot people, humor, important, judgment, know, people, social, social critique, stereotypes, terrible

• Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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  2 months ago

  apologize, apology, comedy, critique, humor, job, nice, sarcasm, talent, too, workplace

• This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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  2 months ago

  art, critique, humor, meeting, office, oil, oil painting, painting, sarcasm

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