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16 Funny critique quotes

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I'm thinking critically of you right now.

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like "Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!"

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025