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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Spotted on X:

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

Spotted on Snapchat:

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Going viral on Messenger:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Making waves on Reddit:

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

Making waves on Threads:

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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25 Funny critique quotes

Funny critique quotes bring a splash of humor to feedback sessions, turning tough commentary into laughs 😂🎭. Whether you’re a writer, artist, or just love witty observations, these playful jabs make criticism feel a little less harsh and a lot more entertaining 🤓✨. Ready to see how honesty meets hilarity? Let’s dive into the funniest ways people roast with a smile! 😜🔥

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1 week ago
Share →: Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Commentary:
Sounds like Twitter's new slogan should be "Bark less, read more!" 📰🐶
1 week ago
Share →: Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

Commentary:
Looks like someone missed the memo on turning rebellion into a profitable side hustle! 💼💸😆
2 weeks ago
Share →: Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Commentary:
"At this rate, even my popcorn is running out of gas! 🍿😅 #TooFastTooFurious"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Commentary:
"Bringing back polio: not in style since…ever! 😂🚫💉"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Commentary:
"Maybe they just need a playlist called 'Chill Vibes & Better Tunes' 🤘🎧😂"
1 month ago
Share →: We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Commentary:
"Fact check: Everyone has their 'hot mess' moments—some just look hotter doing it! 😂🔥 #EqualOpportunityTerribleness"
2 months ago
Share →: Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll just keep my untalented self on the apology tour! 🎤🚀😅 #OopsDidItAgain"
2 months ago
Share →: This meeting could have been an oil painting.

Commentary:
"Wow, this meeting was a true masterpiece… of wasted time! 🎨🖌️😴"
3 months ago
Share →: I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of the super wealthy lacking basic common sense! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe all that money just clouds their judgment…or they spent it all on gold-plated socks 🧦💸 Who needs brains when you’ve got a vault full of cash, right? 💰😜"
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

Commentary:
Who needs an audio tour when you have a teenage critic ready to provide a running commentary on every painting, sculpture, and historical artifact? It's like having your own personal Yelp review in real-time. Who knew that eye-rolls and sass could be so educational?

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

This Monday could have been an email.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

Spotted on YouTube:

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Breaking via X:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Making waves on Twitch:

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Spotted on Facebook:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Spotted on Instagram:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Just landed via Facebook:

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

Spotted on TikTok:

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Live now on TikTok:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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