20 Funny critique quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

  Commentary:
  "Fact check: Everyone has their 'hot mess' moments—some just look hotter doing it! 😂🔥 #EqualOpportunityTerribleness"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll just keep my untalented self on the apology tour! 🎤🚀😅 #OopsDidItAgain"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: This meeting could have been an oil painting.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, this meeting was a true masterpiece… of wasted time! 🎨🖌️😴"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the irony of the super wealthy lacking basic common sense! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe all that money just clouds their judgment…or they spent it all on gold-plated socks 🧦💸 Who needs brains when you’ve got a vault full of cash, right? 💰😜"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

  Commentary:
  Who needs an audio tour when you have a teenage critic ready to provide a running commentary on every painting, sculpture, and historical artifact? It's like having your own personal Yelp review in real-time. Who knew that eye-rolls and sass could be so educational?

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the timeless struggle of waiting for a bus in America – a journey so profound, it could rival Forrest Gump's epic life story. Who knew that the true meaning of patience and perseverance could be found at a bus stop? Maybe we should all take a cue from Forrest and just keep waiting, and waiting, and waiting…"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

  Commentary:
  Well, it's pretty baa-d and baffling to expect a lamb chorus in a movie about a serial killer with a taste for human flesh. 🐑🙉 Maybe it should have been titled "Silence of the Lambs… Because Lambs Don't Really Do Much Talking Anyway!" 🤣 #HeadScratcher

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the dessert critics strike again, demanding their sweets to be less sweet just to keep things, you know, interesting 🍰😂 It's a fine line between tasty and toothache-inducing, but these oddballs are on a mission to find that perfect balance! More power to them! 👏👀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

  Commentary:
  🦁🎬 "If the MGM lion's roar is meant to reveal the story's climax, it seems we've been looking in the wrong direction. Maybe it's time for a new kind of 'roaring' success in Hollywood, one that doesn't send viewers leaping out of their seats before the drama even begins! 🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the power of critical thinking in action! 💭🔍 Keep it critical, my friend, you're clearly a pro at it! 🌟😄 #SassyThinker"

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