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Ah, modern dating – where we play a game of 'spot the red flag' and hope for the best 🚩🤔 It's like choosing between a bouquet of red flags, hoping for a rose amongst the thorns! 🌹😂 Remember, sometimes the red flags are just waving at you, not warning you! 🚩🚩🚩 #DatingDilemmas
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- Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.
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- Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.
- Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.
- Don’t hate me, date me!
- I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.
- Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.
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