12 Funny disagreement quotes

• My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

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  12 hours ago

  challenge, disagree, disagreement, friend, friends, hit, humor, me, said, therapist, try

• I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

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  17 hours ago

  communication, disagree, disagreement, easy, everyone, humor, i, relationship, relationships, sarcasm, should, think

• In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

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  17 hours ago

  confidence, disagree, disagreement, experience, humor, me, opinion, people, sarcasm, wrong

• On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

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  20 hours ago

  agree, anything, awkward, awkward moment, communication, conversation, date, dating, disagree, disagreement, every, first date, humor, moment, relationship, saying, share, time

• Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

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  2 weeks ago

  agree, away, breakup, choice, choices, Crocs, disagreement, fashion, humor, just, okay, relationship, sh, throw, wear

• Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

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  2 months ago

  agree, another, battle, competition, disagreement, everything, guy, humor, just, loss, lost, rap, rap battle, said

• I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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  2 months ago

  argument, back, backing, disagreement, humor, i, meme, realization, support

• The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, conversation, date, dining, disagreement, food, gnocchi, humor, moment, over, pronounce, pronunciation, relationship

• “Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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  2 months ago

  disagreement, humor, individuality, mind, never, own, sarcasm, translation, wrong

• Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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  2 months ago

  activity, confusion, dance, disagreement, fun, fun activity, having, hokey, Hokey Pokey, humor, i, internal, internal disagreement, lyrics, obvious, pokey, say, song

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