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3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Brb, taking my car for a 'check-up' — hope it doesn't need any band-aids! 🚗👨‍⚕️🤣"

car, car doctor, cause, crazy, doctor, having, humor, joke, maintenance, take, vehicle, vehicle maintenance
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Who knew 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' actually meant you couldn't enjoy them with your doctor spouse anymore? 🍎👩‍⚕️ #ForbiddenFruit"

apple, apples, doctor, downside, eating, food, give, humor, marriage
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
🤣 "Your future doctor is relying on ChatGPT to survive med school, so you might wanna lay off the junk food before they mix up your prescription with their grocery list! 🍔👩‍⚕️"

better, ChatGPT, doctor, eating, education, future, healthy, healthy eating, humor, med, med school, pass, school, start, technology
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
Well, that would certainly make for a busy doctor! 🚨🩺 Imagine being on-call 24/7 just in case someone needed you to play a game of Operation! Looks like we've found a new spinoff show – "Grey's Anatomy: Oncall Edition"! 🤣 #DoctorDrama

call, doctor, humor, i, joke, just, medical, medical profession, misunderstanding, oncologist, profession, thought, times
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
🤣 When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor probably thought he was delivering a roundhouse kick instead of a baby! 💥👶 #ChuckNorrisFacts

birth, born, chuck, Chuck Norris, doctor, humor, joke, norris, slap, toughness
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Well, I guess being a doctor does come with some perks – who knew playing whack-a-mole on your knee could be a stress-reliever? 🤪💉 #DoctorLife"

day, doctor, hammer, healthcare, humor, just, medical, medical profession, need, profession, relief, rubber, rubber hammer, stress, stress relief, tension
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away…unless the doctor is cute! 🍎😍 Who needs fruit when you have a charming physician checking up on you? 😉 #HealthyCrush"

apple, cute, day, doctor, forget, fruit, health, humor, joke, relationship
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
Well, that's one way to follow the doctor's orders! 🍹🪞 Who knew self-reflection could be so intoxicating? Maybe the real question is: does the mirror judge your choice of cocktail? 🤔😄 Remember, it's all about perspective… and a good sense of humor! Cheers to seeing eye to eye with yourself! 🥂✨

doctor, drink, drinking, health, humor, i, joke, me, mirror, self-reflection, watch
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"When it comes to emergencies, it's always better to be over-prepared, right? I guess this person believes in the power of preventive medicine – why wait for an emergency when you can have a doctor on speed dial?"

application, comedy, doctor, emergency, humor, irony, notify
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
🍊🌎 Just casually checking if I can swap out my boring old snacks for planetary delights. You know, in case I need to impress the other gods up there! 😂 #CitrusDietyGoals

activity, advice, ask, doctor, eat, fun, fun activity, God, greek, Greek god, health, health advice, humor, imagination, oranges, planets, pretend, right