74 Funny emotional quotes

• Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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• I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

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• Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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• If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

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• Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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• Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

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  6 days ago

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• People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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• Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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• Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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• Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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  7 days ago

  bar, comfort, comfort food, eating, emotional, emotional support, food, humor, just, purse, self-care, snack, Snickers, support

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