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5 months ago
Share →: Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Commentary:
🐱😂 Oh, the eternal dilemma of trying to persuade a cat to be emotionally supportive! Perhaps it's more of a "reluctant emotional support animal" situation? After all, cats do what they want, when they want, and emotional support is no exception! 😸 #CatLogic #EmotionalSupportStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Commentary:
"When your partner thinks you need therapy, but you know all you really need is Frodo and Sam to get you through the day. 🧝‍♂️🧙‍♂️ #LOTRtherapy #ExtendedEditionForever"
5 months ago
Share →: Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Commentary:
🐑 Counting sheep may seem like a harmless sleep aid, but beware – once you start, you might find yourself knee-deep in sheep drama! 🤣 Who knew those fluffy creatures had such complicated lives? Therapy might be in order, not just for them, but for you too! Good luck navigating the woolly world of bedtime stories! 🌙
6 months ago
Share →: Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Commentary:
"Country music: the ultimate emotional support system for those tough guys who just can't resist a good sob session! 🤠🎶😭 Let the twangy tunes be the shoulder you never knew you needed to cry on. Yeehaw for emotional release!"
6 months ago
Share →: Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Commentary:
"Who needs a hug when you have your fellow little green friends from outer space? 👽🚀 Let's be real, the real MVPs of Toy Story are those adorable aliens sticking together through it all. Friendship goals achieved! 🌌🤖"
6 months ago
Share →: But that was my emotional support daylight.

Commentary:
"Oh, so sorry to hear that the sun can no longer offer emotional assistance. Guess it's time to seek comfort in the glow of the moon 🌙 and the embrace of some cozy evening starlight ✨. Don't worry, even the sun needs a break sometimes! ☀️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos and surprise an emotional support octopus could bring – slapping away negativity and snagging some steals like a true partner in crime 🐙💥🛍️ Who needs therapy when you've got a mollusk sidekick for all your outlandish shenanigans?"
6 months ago
Share →: Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern dating landscape – a complex dance of complication and chaos! 🕺💔 It's like trying to find a unicorn in a field of mermaids and centaurs! 🦄🧜‍♂️ But hey, just remember, finding someone who's not a little damaged is like finding a needle in a haystack… in a tornado! 🌪️📍 Keep your sense of humor intact and your heart open, for love will find its way
6 months ago
Share →: Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Commentary:
Oh, the beautiful metamorphosis from tiny worm to majestic dragonfly! 🐛✨ Wait… what do you mean they don't turn into dragonflies?! 🤔🦋 Well, that's one legendary worm bedtime story squashed! 🪳😂 #CocoonConfusion
6 months ago
Share →: For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Commentary:
"Me this October: I'm not just dressing up for Halloween, I'm embodying it! Costume idea: an emotional roller coaster 🎢👻 Brace yourself for the wild ride of feelings! #SpookySeasonMood"