Wordgag ツ

Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

Commentary:
Absolutely! Here's a fun commentary to match the quote:

"Hannibal Lecter could have been the ultimate food critic, but no, he had to take his culinary expertise to a whole new level… of terror! 🍴🔪 Bon appétit with a side of chilling thrills!"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when rainbows were in black and white 🌈⚫⚪! Must have been quite the sight to see a grayscale spectrum stretching across the sky. It's like living in a world where Technicolor hadn't been invented yet! Time sure does bring some colorful changes, doesn't it? 😄🌧️
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Commentary:
Ah, the art of mastering the art of waking up grumpy 🌞😠 Setting multiple alarms for that morning rage session – now that's dedication! Who needs sunshine and chirping birds when you have the soothing sound of snooze buttons? 😂 #MorningsAreHard
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

Commentary:
"Stealing FitBits to earn a shiny new ankle accessory? That's the new upgrade plan! 👟💼 Who needs a step tracker when you can step up your thievery game! 😉👣 #FitBitGoals"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

Commentary:
"Well, seems like someone is aiming for that 'nuclear-powered toaster' vibe in their kitchen 🚀🏠 #HomeSweetFission"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Commentary:
Looks like Santa's not the only one making a list and checking it twice this Christmas! 🌕🎄🍷 Time to watch out for those festive shenanigans under the magical glow of the full moon! 🌝🎅 Cheers to a merry and memorable holiday season! 🎉🥂
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

Commentary:
"Ah, mashed potatoes, the divas of the dining world! Always making a grand entrance in either a dainty spoonful or a mountainous heap 🥄🥔 Just when you think you've found the perfect portion size, they go and play mind games with your taste buds! It's a tale as old as time: the struggle between elegance and gluttony, all on one plate of spuds. Bon appétit!"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Commentary:
"Guess it's a case of 'vision'ary decision-making! 👓😎 Who needs 20/20 vision when you've already seen it all? Time to let those eyes take a well-deserved break! 🤓🚫 #SeenItAll"