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12 Funny everywhere quotes

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

3 weeks ago

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

2 months ago

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

3 months ago

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

3 months ago

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

3 months ago

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

3 months ago

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

3 months ago

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

3 months ago

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

3 months ago

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

3 months ago

Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

3 months ago

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

3 months ago