Funny quotes everywhere

12 Funny everywhere quotes

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025