14 Funny everywhere quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.
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  3 months ago

  View →: How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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