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Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

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Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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Spotted on Reddit:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Just shared via X:

I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Trending via Reddit:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

Just shared via Threads:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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2 months ago
Share →: I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

Commentary:
"When your laugh echoes like a Disney villain's cackle 🏰😆🔊 #DreamBigOrGoHome"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Commentary:
"Forget polar bears, it's time for 'polaresque' refreshment with a touch of citrus! 🍋🐻❄️"
2 months ago
Share →: “Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

Commentary:
"Too much garlic? Nah, that's just spicy love in the kitchen! 🧄💖🔥 #GarlicGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

Commentary:
"Living on 'planet no bedtime' where clocks have no curfew! 😴⏰🚀"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Commentary:
"Hey, I never asked for VIP access to your overachiever's club! 😅🥇✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Commentary:
I don’t need yoga—I need to be linguine’d back to life 🍝🌀😩
2 months ago
Share →: I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Commentary:
Now that’s camp—serving looks and getting sacrificed to the fashion gods 🔥👠🌋
2 months ago
Share →: When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Commentary:
Ah, the infamous "other day" — basically the RSVP of time references! 🎉🗓️ It's like saying "soon" or "let’s do it sometime," which really means "whenever I remember or feel like it." 😂 So next time someone drops the "other day" bomb, just prepare for a timeline that stretches from yesterday to the dawn of humanity! 🕰️⏳ Talk about a flexible schedule!
3 months ago
Share →: Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Commentary:
"Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room. 🔥👀 Better wear sunglasses just in case! 😎😂"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

Commentary:
"Oh, don't worry, jealousy may be deadly but it's not the leading cause of death just yet! 😂 Just remember, comparison is the thief of joy! 🙅‍♂️💀"

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Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

Going viral on WeChat:

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Just shared via Slack:

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

Just shared via Telegram:

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

Going viral on Twitch:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Live now on Messenger:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Seen just now on Slack:

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Making waves on Threads:

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

Seen just now on X:

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Breaking via YouTube:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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