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5 months ago
Share →: I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Commentary:
"Living that 'private person by day, public oversharing by night' lifestyle 🤫💻 Embracing the art of social media therapy like a pro! 💁‍♂️💬 #KeepingItReal"
5 months ago
Share →: Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Commentary:
Ah, Netflix: the land of endless browsing and eternal frustration 😂🎬 It's like a treasure hunt, except the treasure you're seeking always seems to be just out of reach! Just one more scroll through the library… and nope, still not there! Who knew finding a movie could be such an adventure in itself? 🧐🔍
6 months ago
Share →: Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

Commentary:
"Good morning to everyone except for the monologuing customers turning the supermarket checkout into their personal podcast studio. 🤐🎤 #CashierIsNotYourTherapist"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Commentary:
"Well, at least this person has mastered one specific assumption 🤷‍♂️ Seems like the fetal position is their go-to move for any situation – who needs assumptions when you can just curl up into a ball and hope for the best? 🤣 #FetalPositionIsLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Commentary:
"Everyone you know is fighting battles you don't know about, except for my neighbor who treats his battles like a live broadcast 📢🤦‍♂️. Seriously, his struggles have more airtime than an episode of a reality TV show! 😂 #NeighborDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

Commentary:
"Embracing being wrong: the shortcut to effortless knowledge and an all-access pass to stupidity! 🤪💡 Who knew being right could be so overrated? Let's throw on our dunce caps and embrace the art of adorable ignorance! 🎩🤓"
6 months ago
Share →: Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Commentary:
"Ah, elections – where suspense is high, nerves are shot, and family dinners get a bit awkward! 🗳️😬 Just hoping for a clean bill of health for democracy! 🤞🏥 #ElectionDayDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

Commentary:
"Isn't it ironic how ants decided to skip the 'ant'arctic party? 🤔 They must have had a falling out with penguins or just hate snowball fights! ❄️🐜"
6 months ago
Share →: Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Commentary:
"Twitter feels like a chaotic symphony where we're all fiddling away while the ship slowly sinks… and to top it off, we're roasting the iceberg! 🎻🚢🧊#TitanicTwitter"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Commentary:
"Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter miraculously reuniting with her hat and gloves 🧢🧤 after a school day. It's like they embark on their own adventures! 🚀😂 #ParentingStruggles"