71 Funny existential quotes

• Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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• Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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• Life is too short, and death is too long.

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• I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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• I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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• If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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  2 months ago

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• Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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  2 months ago

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• So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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  2 months ago

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• I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

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• Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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