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Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

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I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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Wolves should really raise more people.

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I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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69 Funny existential quotes

Funny existential quotes 🤔😂 are a delightful blend of humor and deep thought, offering a whimsical lens through which we can ponder life’s big questions. They tickle our brains 🧠 while making us chuckle, creating a perfect cocktail of wit and wisdom. Whether you’re in need of a philosophical giggle or simply enjoy a good paradox, these quotes have a way of making the absurdity of existence a little more bearable and a lot more entertaining! 🌟

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2 weeks ago
Share →: Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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Guess we should've brought popcorn for this apocalyptic premiere 🍿😅📉
2 weeks ago
Share →: Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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Taking "higher power" to new heights! 🚀😆 #DivineAltitude
2 weeks ago
Share →: Life is too short, and death is too long.

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Well, I guess I'll take the express lane through the snacks aisle! 🍕⏱️👻
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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Just arrived at my destination: The Point. GPS signals lost, send snacks! 😄📍🍕
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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Trying to figure out planet Earth like it's a level 100 escape room! 🌍🧐🚀
2 weeks ago
Share →: If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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Nailing this "last day" vibe so well, I might as well be the Olympic champion of existential dread! 🏆😅
2 weeks ago
Share →: Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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"Finally embraced my inner unicorn on 'imaginary time,' but I couldn't make the meeting… or did I? 🦄⏰✨"
2 weeks ago
Share →: So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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"Who knew adulting was the ultimate pyramid scheme? 😂🕵️‍♂️ #ScammedByLife"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

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"That's certainly one way to skip the 9-to-5 grind! 😂👶🚫 #LifeHack"
1 month ago
Share →: Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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"Good morning to life's chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense! ☕️🤔🤪"

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

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Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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