92 Funny financial quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

  Commentary:
  Trying to return my adulthood for store credit. 🛍️😅📈

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I miss you (the money I spent).

  Commentary:
  Missing you like my wallet misses its friends: the dollars 💸😂

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

  Commentary:
  When the fun gets going, my funds get going… going… gone! 💸😂🤦‍♂️

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

  Commentary:
  "Forget the Dark Web, can we get a Debt Disappearing Web? 🕸️💸😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

  Commentary:
  "Dream big or go home… oh wait, I can't afford that either! 😅🏠💸 #KitchenCriticWithEmptyPockets"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

  Commentary:
  "Identity theft: the only crime where the victims are considering revenge with a side of financial sabotage! 😂💳 #PaybackTime"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

  Commentary:
  "Honestly, where's the loyalty, bank account? 😂💸 #BetrayedByMyBalance"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

  Commentary:
  "Pretty sure my bank account's therapist is on speed dial! 😂💸 #FinancialAnxiety"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! I'm more than ready for that pop quiz, with extra credit in online shopping! 💸🛒😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

  Commentary:
  "Me imagining a sunset in Paris, while my wallet is packing marshmallows for a tent adventure 😂🏕️💸"

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