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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

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No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

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If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

Commentary:
"Honestly, where's the loyalty, bank account? #BetrayedByMyBalance"
1 month ago
Share →: I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

Commentary:
"Pretty sure my bank account's therapist is on speed dial! #FinancialAnxiety"
1 month ago
Share →: I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Commentary:
"Absolutely! I'm more than ready for that pop quiz, with extra credit in online shopping! "
1 month ago
Share →: Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Commentary:
"Me imagining a sunset in Paris, while my wallet is packing marshmallows for a tent adventure "
1 month ago
Share →: Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Commentary:
"When I open my wallet, my bank account screams 'we need a refund!' #ReimburseTheSpender"
1 month ago
Share →: Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Commentary:
"Still waiting for my wallet to catch that 'wealthy' bug! #InconvenientReality"
1 month ago
Share →: I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

Commentary:
"Living that champagne taste on a tap water budget life! #BougieOnABudget"
1 month ago
Share →: I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Commentary:
"Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! #YOLOgonewrong"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m tired of things costing money.

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Commentary:
"When will they start accepting good vibes as a currency? #BrokeButZen"
2 months ago
Share →: To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

Commentary:
“Looks like my dinner options are takeout, homemade, or just learning to photosynthesize! ”

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

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Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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