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I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

3 months ago

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

3 months ago

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

3 months ago

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

3 months ago

The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

3 months ago

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

3 months ago

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

3 months ago

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

3 months ago

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

3 months ago

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

3 months ago

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

3 months ago

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

3 months ago

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

3 months ago