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I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025
When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025