18 Funny finished quotes

• The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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  1 week ago

  agony, around, chore, cleaning, dish, dishes, doing, domestic, finished, frustration, horror, household, humor, kitchen, only, pot, relatable, surprise, thinking, turn

• Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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  1 week ago

  awkward, awkward moment, date, dinner, finished, food, funny situation, humor, leave, leaving, moment, situation, yes

• Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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  1 week ago

  even, finished, humor, humor quote, i, leisure, Monday, procrastination, relatable, Saturday, weekday, weekend

• Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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  1 week ago

  doing, doing nothing, finished, hard, hard work, humor, lesson, life, life lesson, management, nothing, procrastination, time, time management, work

• I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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  1 week ago

  annoyance, before, finished, hate, hope, hot, hot water, humor, i, run, sarcasm, shower, water

• When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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  2 weeks ago

  awareness, before, closer, death, existential, finished, humor, irony, little, reading

• If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

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  2 weeks ago

  after, charcuterie, denial, eating, finished, food, humor, licking, me, party, plate, saw, snack

• My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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  2 weeks ago

  accident, accidentally, cheesecake, dessert, eating, finished, funny situation, hear, house, humor, husband, i, knocking, locked, locked out, marriage, marriage humor, rest, situation, weird

• Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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  2 weeks ago

  anytime, assumption, book, event, finished, Gatsby, great, humor, i, literary, never, party, social, social event, someone, theme

• By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

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  3 weeks ago

  another, CVS, finished, humor, i, joke, pharmacy, prescription, receipt, refill, shopping, time, waiting

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