18 Funny finished quotes

• I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

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  3 hours ago

  almost, compliment, finished, humor, love, media, reading, sarcasm, social, social media, tweet

• Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

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  9 hours ago

  anywhere, financial, financial struggle, finished, greeting, hello, hi, holiday, holiday planning, humor, invitation, invite, me, money, next, planning, procrastination, struggle, year

• Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

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  9 hours ago

  accept, acceptance, calm, chaos, clean, clean kitchen, cleaning, day, embrace, finished, household, humor, inner, inner calm, just, kitchen, laundry, laundry day, myth, truth

• They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

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  9 hours ago

  alive, enjoy, financial, financial joke, finished, humor, joke, life, money, said, short, short life, spending, still, survival

• The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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  2 months ago

  agony, around, chore, cleaning, dish, dishes, doing, domestic, finished, frustration, horror, household, humor, kitchen, only, pot, relatable, surprise, thinking, turn

• Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, date, dinner, finished, food, funny situation, humor, leave, leaving, moment, situation, yes

• Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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  2 months ago

  even, finished, humor, humor quote, i, leisure, Monday, procrastination, relatable, Saturday, weekday, weekend

• Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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  2 months ago

  doing, doing nothing, finished, hard, hard work, humor, lesson, life, life lesson, management, nothing, procrastination, time, time management, work

• I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, before, finished, hate, hope, hot, hot water, humor, i, run, sarcasm, shower, water

• When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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  2 months ago

  awareness, before, closer, death, existential, finished, humor, irony, little, reading

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