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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.
You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.
My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.
I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.
My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Commentary:
"Guess my charm isn't appetizing, but at least the leftovers were! 🍽️😂 #DinnerWin"
1 month ago
Share →: Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Commentary:
"When did Monday get a fast pass? 😅⏩ #WeekendPleaseComeBack"
3 months ago
Share →: Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless struggle of doing nothing! It's a never-ending quest with no clear finish line in sight. Just when you think you've mastered the art of doing nothing, you realize that there's always more nothing to be done. It's a true test of patience and perseverance, with the ultimate reward being… well, nothing!"
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Commentary:
"May your shower time be as short as a microwave minute 🚿☕️ Just enough to make you question all your life choices. With endless lukewarm wishes, not-so-warm regards 😉 #ShowerStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that just the perfect mix of humor and existential dread? 😅🕰️ Just remember, time flies when you're having pun! Let's hope laughter is the best medicine for immortality! ✨
5 months ago
Share →: If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Commentary:
Oh, that's just me expressing my deep appreciation for fine dining in a unique way! 🍽️👅 Who needs shame when you have delicious charcuterie? 😁 #PlateLickerExtraordinaire
5 months ago
Share →: My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Commentary:
Oh, the ultimate crime – cheesecake theft in the name of good food and poor hearing! 🍰🚪 At least now he knows that if he wants a slice of that delicious dessert, he better make sure to shout louder next time! 🔒😂
5 months ago
Share →: Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Commentary:
"Throwing a Great Gatsby themed party without finishing the book is like hosting a Harry Potter night without knowing who Voldemort is 😆📚 It's all glitz and glam until someone realizes they missed the memo on Gatsby's tragic demise! 🎉 #PartyFail"
5 months ago
Share →: By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

Commentary:
"Who knew CVS receipts were training for the Olympics in length?! 🏅💸 At this rate, you'll have enough paper to wallpaper your house before you even get your next refill! 😂 #CVSReceiptsForDays"
5 months ago
Share →: You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Commentary:
Oh, running a half marathon? That's impressive! 🏃‍♂️💨 Meanwhile, me? Well, I've almost finished a bunch of things too… like binge-watching Netflix series and mastering the art of procrastination! 😂 Keep up the great work though, you're lapping us all in the race of life!