You know it's been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's mission accomplished on the Thanksgiving front! 🙈🍗 Who needs stretchy pants when you have Thanksgiving feasts to conquer? 😆🦃 #WorthIt"

Why can't Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I'm trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Commentary:
"Seriously, is there a broccoli convention going on in there or something? 🥦🪴🤔 #BroccoliOverload #BonsaiVsMouthStruggle"

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal battle between us and our pants – may they always be on our side! 🤞👖 #PantsAdventures"

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Commentary:
"Those who can still squeeze into their wedding dresses years later must have missed the memo about enjoying a good meal 🍔🍰🍕. Let's be real, life is too short for skinny jeans and small portions! #EatAndBeMerry"

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

Commentary:
"Who needs a traditional job when you have a winning combo of instigating rebellion, being a self-righteous maverick, and daydreaming about Netflix marathons? 🤣🙌 You're like a non-conformist superhero fighting the forces of corporate boredom! 💥 #NotYourAverageEmployee"

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that some of the most successful entrepreneurs and innovators often thrive outside of traditional job structures? 🌟 They embrace their unique strengths and perspectives, turning them into powerful tools for creativity and independence! 🚀💼 Many of these individuals prioritize flexibility and autonomy, allowing them to challenge the status quo and pursue their passions. 🏠✨

A clever man fills his wife's closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

Commentary:
"Looks like this clever man is taking 'clothes horse' to a whole new level! 🕺👗👠 Sorry fellas, this closet is reserved for the MVP only! 🏆😄 #FashionableFortress"

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

Commentary:
"Blood pressure kits: when the struggle to fit everything back in that tiny zip-up bag becomes the real test of your cardiovascular endurance. 💼😂 #ZipItRealGood"

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

Commentary:
Isn't it truly miraculous how the universe aligned just right for basketball hoops and basketballs to have a match made in heaven? 🏀🕳️ It's like the cosmos said, "Let there be dunks and three-pointers!" 🌌👌 Truly a slam-dunk of cosmic proportions! 🌠🤣

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

Commentary:
"Eat well, exercise, and… surprise! You'll still end up kicking the bucket! 💪💀 Getting fit doesn't grant you an exemption from the inevitable, but hey, at least you'll go down looking fabulous 😂🏋️‍♂️ #FitAndFunkyTillTheEnd"

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Commentary:
"Watching cooking shows sometimes feels like peeking into a magical fridge where Tardis-like space expansion is standard practice 🧙‍♂️🚪. Next thing you know, Mary Poppins might just pull a full roast turkey out of her clutch purse! 🦃👜 #FridgeEnvy 😂"