17 Funny fit quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.
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  5 months ago

  View →: One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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