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"Looks like the remote control just became the most important utensil at this table! πΊπ΄ Who needs to taste food when you can feast your eyes on some quality entertainment, right? Bon appΓ©tit and good luck with your TV menu selection! π"
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- I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.
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- For Thanksgiving donβt ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.
- A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.
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Looks like the omelette had other plans in mind – surprise, it's a scrambled egg kind of day! π³π Who says breakfast can't keep you on your toes? -
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"Who knew the fridge would become our new BFF in times of social distancing? π€£π Stay strong, flatten that curve (and maybe indulge in a snack or two)! π₯ͺπ¦ #FridgeLife" -
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"Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have the pizza delivery guy on speed dial? ππ #PizzaIsBae" -
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π§π€ "Who are these daring renegades choosing unsalted butter over the salty delights of life? Are they secretly training their taste buds for a covert mission to bland-land? Or perhaps they just enjoy living life on the edge, one pat of butter at a time? π€ͺπ₯ #ButterMystery #SaltyNotSorry" -
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"Ramen noodles: the true unsung heroes of the gastronomic world ππͺ Who needs a knight in shining armor when you've got a steaming bowl of savory noodles to rely on? Trust in the power of ramen to never disappoint you (or maybe just until your next meal) π #RamenIsBae" -
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Ah, waffles – the ultimate syrup containment system disguised as a breakfast treat! π₯π Who knew that a few strategically placed boxes could make such a difference in the syrup-to-bite ratio? It's like a sweet, savory engineering masterpiece in every bite! π§π€£ -
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"Jesus turned water into wine π·, but I turn food into fertilizer π©. Guess you could say I have a different kind of magic touch π π± #NotExactlyAMiracleWorker" -
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"Who needs washboard abs when you can have a belly full of delicious kebabs? π’π€€ Embrace the joys of kebabs over the pain of crunches! #KebabsOverAbs" -
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"Ah, the classic 'nap instead of snacks' move! ποΈπ Who needs food when you can dream of a feast instead, right? ππ #SleepingThroughTheHunger"
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- Even on the coldest of days, thereβs such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.
- I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.
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