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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

You can reach me by butterfly.

Making waves on Instagram:

There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

Seen just now on Messenger:

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

Going viral on Reddit:

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

Breaking via Messenger:

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Spotted on Telegram:

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

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That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

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22 shares on Snapchat this month:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

67 shares on Telegram this month:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

27 shares on Discord this month:

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Don’t hate me, date me!

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Trending via YouTube:

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

Making waves on TikTok:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Trending via Pinterest:

Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

Just shared via Instagram:

Being awake is the worst.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

Seen just now on X:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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