35 Funny forgot quotes

• Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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  2 weeks ago

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• At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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  2 weeks ago

  around, follow, forgot, funny situation, grocery, grocery store, guess, guy, humor, i, just, list, shopping, situation, store, wife

• Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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  2 weeks ago

  after, back, came, exercise, fitness, five, forgot, humor, i, jogging, minutes, motivation, out of shape, personal, personal struggle, running, self-awareness, shape, something, struggle

• He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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  2 weeks ago

  checking, forgetfulness, forgot, holiday, humor, leaving, list, making, milk, shopping, still, store, twice

• I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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  3 weeks ago

  angry, angry coffee, asked, barista, coffee, drink, espresso, forgetfulness, forgot, humor, i, smaller, smaller drink, word

• Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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  3 weeks ago

  browser, clear, forgot, grave, history, humor, Jesus, joke, religion, resurrection, rose, tech

• Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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  3 weeks ago

  best, dining, forgetfulness, forgot, glasses, hoping, humor, menu, mishap, pointing, random, spot

• I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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  3 weeks ago

  conversation, forgetfulness, forgot, humor, i, looking, meds, nature, politics, squirrels, take, talk, tree, whimsy

• Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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  3 weeks ago

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• There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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  3 weeks ago

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