129 Funny God quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Trying to achieve zen, but mostly just full of pancakes! 🥞🧘‍♂️

  after, body, brunch, Buddha, food, God, humor, i, joke, religion, self-deprecating

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like it's time to make a divine wish list! 🎁😇💘

  birthday, boyfriend, gift, gift idea, God, humor, idea, love, maybe, me, relationship, single, wish, year

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When being a sleepyhead becomes a talent competition, and I'm going for gold! 💤😴🥇

  always, gender, gender stereotype, God, humor, sarcasm, sleeping, stereotype, unconscious, wants, woman

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the kind of scientific research I could really throw my wallet at! 💸😆

  desire, discover, enough, God, happiness, happy, humor, i, irony, me, money, wealth, wish

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When your "evil plans" are mistaken for hormones 😂🔮🩸

  attitude, evil, getting, God, humor, just, mood, period, sarcasm

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Guess I'm the final boss in the game of Annoyance Level: Max 😂👾

  annoying, God, humor, ID, me, personality, powerful, relationship, too, woman, women

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When life hands you a map, just hope it's not labeled 'battlefield'. 🗺️😂

  American, Americans, geography, God, humor, irony, joke, learn, learning, war

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Plot twist: Turns out we're not talking about binge-watching but budget cuts 🎬📉😂

  fired, firing, God, humor, i, job, love, misunderstanding, oh, reaction, said, severance, show, someone, TV, TV Show, workplace

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the divine was feeling extra creative that day! 🌈😂✨

  confidence, divine, God, high, humor, humor quote, i, lighthearted, me, quirky, self-deprecating, think

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Taking "higher power" to new heights! 🚀😆 #DivineAltitude

  curiosity, drug, enough, existential, God, high, humor, humor quote, satire, spirituality, stay, think, tuned

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