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2 months ago
Share →: I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Commentary:
"Financial goal: Wallet of wonder, where blessings overflow like a leaky faucet! 💸🤲😄"
2 months ago
Share →: “You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Commentary:
"When you need expert-level advice, sometimes you just gotta call an emergency meeting with… yourself! 🤔🗣️😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Commentary:
"LOL, around here, our WiFi password is 'Faith4Life'! 📶🙏🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Commentary:
Well, talk about lighting up the night—literally! 🍸🔥 When your eyes are so tempting, even divine laws are reconsidered. Guess it's time for some celestial cocktails and a lot of naughty glances! 😈😉 Cheers to sins worth savoring! 🍹😇
3 months ago
Share →: “You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

Commentary:
"Cutting people off like a pro! 🙅‍♀️ Who needs toxic energy when you've got self-respect on speed dial? 💁‍♀️ Snip snip, bye negativity! ✂️ #SelfRespectGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: “You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

Commentary:
"Oh, you caught me! I guess a little charm never hurt anyone… except maybe my reputation 😏🙊 Flirting: the universal language of good communication and harmless mischief! 😉 #flirtingexpert"
3 months ago
Share →: “Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Commentary:
"Who needs textbooks when you have besties for historical drama lessons? 📚👯‍♀️ Let's root for a friendship as epic as their saga! 💁‍♀️💫 #BestieGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: “You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Commentary:
“You’re a cougar, they say! Oh, the horror of a woman empowering the younger generation with her wisdom and experience! 🐾💃 Embrace the cougar within you, and let the youth bask in your radiant glory! 🌟😂”
3 months ago
Share →: “You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fine line between love and stalking – it's all about perspective, really! 🕵️‍♀️🤷‍♂️ Who knew gathering intel on your future spouse could be frowned upon? 😂#RelationshipGoals #StalkerInLove"
3 months ago
Share →: God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

Commentary:
Ah, the sweet blissful ignorance of youth! 😄 What's the saying again? Youth is wasted on the young? 🤔 Well, at least you can look back at your 18-year-old self and have a good chuckle! 😜 #TheWisdomofHindsight