Funny guest quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.
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  3 months ago

  View →: A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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