Funny guest quotes

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025