11 Funny hangover quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

  Commentary:
  When even your mornings are doing a stand-up routine 🤣☕😴

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

  Commentary:
  When Tuesday hits harder than a weekend bender 🥴🍕💤

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

  Commentary:
  "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who needs a week to recover from it all? 🙈😂 #VitaminsCanOnlyDoSoMuch"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

  Commentary:
  Looks like karma caught up with your beer choices! 🍻🔮 Next time, make sure you only drink with pure intentions and a clear karmic slate. Cheers to good beer and better karma! 🍺✨ #KarmaBrews

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs shots when you've got binge-watching skills sharp enough to leave your brain feeling fuzzy the next morning? 🍹😜📺 #NetflixNights #HangoverHeroes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'this will be the hangover to end all hangovers' declaration. 🍾💥 Let's see if this lesson actually sticks… or if it's just an excuse for more fun next weekend! 🤪🎉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you'll have cozy feet to comfort you in your mid-life crisis 😄🧦 #SocksOverStress #RetailTherapy"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: 20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

  Commentary:
  Ah, the evolution of life 🌞🕶️ From party animal to fridge detective, the journey is as wild as the night before 🍾🎉 Emojis: 🌞🕶️🍾🎉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

  Commentary:
  "From touchdowns to touch-downs… 🏈💩 Who knew a Super Bowl party could lead to such a 'crappy' start to the week! 🤣🚽 #SundayFundayTurnedMondayBlues"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

  Commentary:
  Middle-aged math dilemma: going out for a night on the town feeling like you're 25 again 🍹, only to wake up the next day looking and feeling like you're pushing 70! 🤪🥴 Just another case of arithmetic not adding up in our favor! #AgeIsJustANumber

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