Funny hangover quotes

If you get hangovers, it's because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Forget tequila, I'm at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I know I'm almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge...

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

$Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.$

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025