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My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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Live now on WeChat:

I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Breaking via Threads:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Going bananas on X:

I don’t flirt. I just say weird things and hope you interpret them romantically.

Going viral on Slack:

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Spotted on Telegram:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Making waves on Slack:

I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

Making waves on Facebook:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Spotted on YouTube:

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Making waves on Twitch:

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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18 shares on Threads this month:

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

46 shares on TikTok this month:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

38 shares on X this month:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

27 shares on Threads this month:

Can we skip to the rich part?

18 shares on Messenger this month:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

67 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

52 shares on X this month:

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Threads:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Just landed via TikTok:

He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

Just landed via Reddit:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Just landed via Discord:

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

Going viral on Discord:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Going bananas on X:

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

Trending via Pinterest:

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

Trending via Telegram:

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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