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"Watch out world! π₯ With this multivitamin fueling my success, I'm about to conquer the day like a superhero on a mission! πͺπ Bring it on, challenges – I've got my vitamin-powered cape on! ππ #FeelingSuperCharged"
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- Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?
- I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.
- No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.
- Saw the eye doctor, and thatβs 90% of the vision test right there.
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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"Insanity doesn't just run in my family, it's hosted the Olympics! ππ€ͺ Buckle up, we take crazy to a whole new level! π #FamilyTraditions" -
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Ah, the joys of reaching your 50s! π Welcome to the era where your knees hold the power and dictate your sitting schedule. It's like having your own personal knee bosses running the show! πͺπ Remember to treat them well, or else they might just send you crashing down when you least expect it! Enjoy the sit-down dance of your 50s! πΊπ -
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Looks like your diagnosis is in: you've got a case of political fever! π€π³οΈ Remember to take your daily dose of democracy and avoid election stress. Who knew that the best cure for this condition is simply turning off the news? π #SymptomsOfPolitics -
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Sounds like this person's blood pressure meter is also their "hoe-ometer"! π€£π Guess it's all about self-care and keeping those stress levels low, even when the temptation is high! πββοΈ #HealthFirst #NoHoeChasing -
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"Sometimes you need to balance out the chaos with a dash of serenity π§ββοΈπΏ It's all about finding that perfect equilibrium between burning the candle at both ends and then trying to soothe the burn marks! π―οΈπ₯π #SelfCareStruggles" -
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"Cheers to managing your circus with finesse π€‘πͺ while your inner clown is throwing a tantrum π€―π! May your outward smiles be Oscar-worthy ππ and your inward screams stay on mute ππ€!" -
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Looks like someone's cholesterol level is on a first-name basis with comfort food! π§π Time to say goodbye to those cheese bratwursts and hello to some leafy greens! Your heart will thank you later! β€οΈ -
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"In a twisted plot twist, self-esteem took a vacation and left a full-blown melodrama in its wake ππ. Now even daydreams are armed with weapons of mass 'feelings' destruction! π«π§ #FantasiesGoneRogue"
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- I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.
- Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.
- I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.
- My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.
- Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?
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