403 Funny health quotes

• I need a break from me.

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  2 weeks ago

  break, health, humor, i, me, mental, mental health, need, reflection, rest, self, time

• An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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  2 weeks ago

  adult, adult humor, adults, advent, advent calendar, anxiety, anxiety relief, calendar, countdown, different, door, every, festive, festive fun, fun, funny gift, gift, health, holiday, holiday stress, humor, kind, medication, mental, mental health, relief, stress

• I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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  2 weeks ago

  account, bank, bank account, diet, finance, health, humor, i, joke, loss, Ozempic, taking, think, weight, weight loss

• I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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  2 weeks ago

  dosage, health, humor, i, irony, meds, mental, mental health, positivity, raise, still

• Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

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  2 weeks ago

  coping, everything, fine, gaslight, health, humor, irony, mental, mental health, needs, self, therapy, thinking, yourself

• Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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  2 weeks ago

  actually, annoying, drinking, eating, exercise, exercising, feel, feel good, fitness, good, health, right, water, wellness

• Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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  2 weeks ago

  addiction, choices, having, health, hierarchy, humor, irony, just, life, life choices, Maslow, new, nicotine, psychology, reason

• They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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  2 weeks ago

  break, breaks, give, health, humor, irony, lifespan, smoker, smokers, taken, time

• Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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  2 weeks ago

  anxiety, health, humor, loyalty, mental, mental health, program, rewards, should, stress

• Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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  2 weeks ago

  anxiety, attack, calm, emergency, grocery, grocery store, health, mental, mental health, panic, people, situation, situations, store, surety, trauma

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