Funny heavy quotes

• It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

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  2 months ago

  announce, announcement, deep, feeling, frustration, heart, heavy, heavy heart, humor, i, irony, job, sadness, work

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  117 shares on Messenger this month.

• Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

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  2 months ago

  band, favorite, font, heavy, heavy metal, Helvetica, humor, joke, metal, sounds, typography

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  45 shares on YouTube this month.

• I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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  2 months ago

  adrenaline, am, excitement, feeling, freedom, heavy, heavy metal, honor, i, know, lightning, metal, music, nature, racing, smoke, thrill, thunder, under, wind

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  80 shares on Slack this month.

• His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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  2 months ago

  confetti, destination, dollar, heavy, humor, luggage, palm, palm tree, party, Serengeti, store, travel, tree, trees, tux, vomit, wedding

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  66 shares on Telegram this month.

• If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

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  2 months ago

  beers, consequences, debt, drank, drinking, hangover, heavy, humor, intentions, karmic, karmic debt, philosophy

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  94 shares on Twitch this month.

• You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

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  2 months ago

  car, handbag, heavy, humor, only, passenger, realization, realize, seatbelt, weight

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  41 shares on Instagram this month.

• The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, difference, good, heavy, hippo, humor, joke, lighter, little, night, punchline, thank, wordplay, zippo

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  116 shares on Messenger this month.

• Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

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  2 months ago

  apples, bag, careful, fitness, grocery, heavy, humor, journey, just, market, me, relationship, update, wife

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  90 shares on Messenger this month.

• Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

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  3 months ago

  cause, communication, conversation, heavy, humor, just, listening, mhm, people, talking

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  11 shares on Discord this month.

• I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

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  3 months ago

  90s, 90s hip hop, citizen, folks, generation, heavy, heavy metal, hip, home, homes, hop, humor, i, kind, metal, music, nostalgia, old, old folks’ home, rap, senior, senior citizen, wait

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  Someone from 🇬🇼 has recently bookmarked this quote.

  97 shares on YouTube this month.

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