Funny heavy quotes

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

If you get hangovers, it's because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, "careful, it's heavy."

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025