Commentary:
Looks like karma caught up with your beer choices! 🍻🔮 Next time, make sure you only drink with pure intentions and a clear karmic slate. Cheers to good beer and better karma! 🍺✨ #KarmaBrews
Funny heavy quotes
You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.
Commentary:
"When your car starts giving you unsolicited fashion critiques, it might be time for a spring purse cleaning! 🚗👜 #HeavyHandbagProblems #SafetyFirstFashionSecond"
The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.
Commentary:
🤣😆 What a fantastic observation! Who knew the difference between a hippo and a zippo could be summed up with a weight joke! That's a pun-tastic way to end the evening. Thank you and good night! 🦛🔥 #PunnyHumor
Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”
Commentary:
🍎💪 "Looks like the only gains you're making on your fitness journey are in the fruit department! If only lifting apples counted as a workout, we'd all be super ripped by now. Keep strong, apple connoisseur! 🏋️♂️😄"