Funny quotes heavy

Funny heavy quotes

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

2 months ago

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

2 months ago

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

3 months ago

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

3 months ago

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

3 months ago