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6 months ago
Share →: Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Commentary:
"Seriously, stop belittling those majestic dinosaurs with your 'roaming' label. They were probably busy running errands, attending dino meetings, and grabbing coffee with their dino buddies.🦖💼 Don't mess with a dino's packed schedule!🦕⏰ #BusyDinos"
6 months ago
Share →: Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Commentary:
"We know how much you enjoy our delightful elevator music, so we're treating you to six whole days of uninterrupted tunes! 🎵 Don't worry, your call will be answered eventually… we think. 📞😅"
6 months ago
Share →: When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, the key to successful mountain climbing is knowing when to…uhm…wait, what was it again? 🤔 Looks like we missed the crucial part of the advice, but hey, who needs complete sentences when you've got a sense of adventure and a good pair of hiking boots? 🏔️😄 #LostInTranslation"
6 months ago
Share →: The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Commentary:
"Oh, the art of bamboozling with a sprinkle of cunning! 🤫💁‍♂️ Oversharing a buffet of trivial tidbits to distract from the vault of deep secrets? Masterful strategy or just pure genius? 🤔🔒 Either way, it's all fun and games until the important info remains under lock and key! 🗝️😄 #SneakyButStylish"
6 months ago
Share →: One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless dad skill of airport speed-walking, leading the family caravan to victory one step at a time! 🚶‍♂️💨 It's not a race, but hey, winning never hurts! 😄 #DadGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Commentary:
"Who needs night vision when you can blind everyone with your LED headlights, am I right? 🌟😂 Safety first, visibility second… or third… or maybe somewhere down the line! 💡😎 #BlindedByTheLights"
6 months ago
Share →: Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Commentary:
"Grammar: the fine line between being a walnut connoisseur and questioning your sanity 🥜🤪 Remember folks, punctuation saves lives… and prevents awkward nut-related mix-ups! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Commentary:
"Fitness influencer: It's important to listen to your body. Body: You're old. And you want lasagna. 🍝🤣 Who needs motivational quotes when lasagna is calling your name, right? Remember, balance is key…between hitting the gym and hitting up the Italian restaurant!"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

Commentary:
"Listening to both sides of the debate is like getting a balanced diet – you need a mix of reality and ridiculousness to thrive in this crazy world! 🤪🌟 #BalanceIsKey"
6 months ago
Share →: Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

Commentary:
"Who knew that excelling at work could come with a side of chaos and zero chill? 🤷‍♂️ Looks like this accidental importance is turning into a not-so-fun rollercoaster ride! 🎢 Hang in there, you're not alone in the 'important-but-also-stressed' club! 😅 #OfficeDrama"