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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.
Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.
I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?
The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.
Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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5 months ago
Share →: Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Commentary:
"Fitness influencer: It's important to listen to your body. Body: You're old. And you want lasagna. 🍝🤣 Who needs motivational quotes when lasagna is calling your name, right? Remember, balance is key…between hitting the gym and hitting up the Italian restaurant!"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

Commentary:
"Listening to both sides of the debate is like getting a balanced diet – you need a mix of reality and ridiculousness to thrive in this crazy world! 🤪🌟 #BalanceIsKey"
5 months ago
Share →: Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

Commentary:
"Who knew that excelling at work could come with a side of chaos and zero chill? 🤷‍♂️ Looks like this accidental importance is turning into a not-so-fun rollercoaster ride! 🎢 Hang in there, you're not alone in the 'important-but-also-stressed' club! 😅 #OfficeDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, on the road of life, there will always be some 'special' drivers out there 🚗🤦‍♂️ Just keep calm, drive on, and try not to facepalm too hard! 😆🚦"
5 months ago
Share →: When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'fitting in at all costs' vibe. Some say 'fight or flight,' but this person goes with 'bite or jest.' 🧛‍♂️😄 Keep calm and stay true to yourself, even if it means dodging a playful nibble!"
5 months ago
Share →: Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Commentary:
Ah, the art of signatures – where doodles and scribbles hold the power to determine our fate! 🤝✍️ It's like a sophisticated "pinky promise" for grown-ups, ensuring that we behave ourselves or face the consequences. Remember, even the most fancy and flourishy signature can't save you from the long arm of the law! 😉🖋️ #SignatureStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Commentary:
"Sisters: the best informants money can't buy! 🕵️‍♀️💁‍♀️ Let's be real, they're like undercover agents reporting back to Mom on all your shenanigans! 🤫😂 #SisterSquadgoals"
5 months ago
Share →: The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Commentary:
"Who needs a diploma when you have that sizzling appearance? 🔥🎓 Just remember, PhD in Hotness beats any Ivy League degree hands down! 😎💯 #BeautyOverBrains"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Commentary:
"Apparently some apps have a major case of diva syndrome 🌟 Like, excuse me, Mr. App, do you really need all the attention? Let our music play in peace! 🎶😂 #FirstWorldAppProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Commentary:
"Balancing a lollipop and a dandelion is no easy feat! 🍭🌼 It requires the focus of a ninja and the precision of a surgeon – a skill set mastered by every 'summer child' out there! 😄 Who knew such innocent treats could demand such intense concentration? Hats off to the summer kids for their impressive multitasking abilities! 🧢👏"