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- Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.
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- Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!
- You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.
- Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!
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"Parenting tip of the day: Forget textbooks, just hand over the iPad! 📱👦👧 Who needs math when your kid could be gearing up to battle cyborgs in the future anyway? 🤖💥 #ParentingWin #CyborgFighters" -
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"Printers and kids: Always demanding attention, making a racket, and throwing a tantrum when they're not online 🖨️🧒 Just try not to mix up the paper and the crayons!" -
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"Friends with no kids are out here making plans like: 'Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?' 🌏🧳 Meanwhile, my schedule is more like: 'Want to go to the grocery store this Friday… after nap time.' 🤷♂️😂" -
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"Looks like your mom's got your colleagues beat in the job security department! 😂👦👧 Who knew family ties could be so enduring at work? Time to start navigating the office jungle gym without climbing over one another! 🐒🌿 #MomKnowsBest" -
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"Ah, the irony of parenting – you think you're going to drop some insightful life lessons on your kids, only to realize they're already living those lessons! 🤪🍻 Just when you thought you had it all figured out… Parenting: making you question everything since forever! 🤦♂️🤷♀️" -
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"Next level parenting move: Start the 'are we there yet?' interrogation before your kids even have a chance to ask. 😆🚗 #ParentingPro"
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- Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.
- Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.
- The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.
- It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.
- Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.
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