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Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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Just shared via YouTube:

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Breaking via Reddit:

This year, the feliz is not navidading.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Live now on YouTube:

The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

Live now on X:

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

Spotted on TikTok:

My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.

Breaking via Facebook:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Breaking via Discord:

My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

Making waves on Snapchat:

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

27 Funny leg quotes

Funny leg quotes are the perfect way to add a little humor to your day and celebrate those hardworking limbs! 🦵😂 Whether you’re hobbling after a workout or just love a clever pun, these witty lines will have you laughing and relating in no time. Get ready to step up your mood and enjoy some leg-endary laughs! 🤣🔥

New funny leg quotes 👇

If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

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It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

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It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

4 weeks ago

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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

4 weeks ago

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Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

4 weeks ago

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

4 weeks ago

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

4 weeks ago

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

48 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

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Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

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She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

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I have thought one billion times about everything.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I woke up alive again.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Snapchat:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Seen just now on Discord:

Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

Just shared via Pinterest:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

Shared recently on Slack:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Live now on Pinterest:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Going viral on Facebook:

Denying the existence of anyone that annoys me.

Shared recently on Instagram:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Seen just now on Threads:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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