27 Funny leg quotes

• Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

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  9 hours ago

  bug, bugs, humor, insect, joke, lack, leg, legs, personality

• I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

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  17 hours ago

  humor, i, leave, leg, me, parlor, prank, shaving, tattoo, tattoo parlor, trick

• Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

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  19 hours ago

  fall, humor, i, leg, Lil, okay, personification, season, showing, weather

• Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

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  22 hours ago

  anatomy, arm, arms, average, biology, humor, leg, legs, ovary, person, speaking, statistically, statistics, testicle

• You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

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  1 day ago

  analogy, cartoon, cartoons, chicken, chicken leg, feeling, feels, friend, friends, humor, hunger, hungry, leg, looking, ovulation, start

• If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

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  1 month ago

  day, exercise, fitness, gym, humor, i, joke, leg, leg day, legs, love, mean, put, shoulders, workout, yes

• It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

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  1 month ago

  day, fitness, gym, humor, joke, leg, leg day, misunderstanding, self-care, shaving

• It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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  2 months ago

  bet, humor, i, leg, magic, post, posture, reading, top

• Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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  2 months ago

  day, escape, every, exercise, fitness, humor, leg, leg day, motivation, problem, problems, running

• Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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  2 months ago

  actually, awkward, awkward situation, doing, ear, eavesdropping, funny question, hear, hell, hold, humor, know, leg, question, say, situation, stranger, strangers

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