17 Funny leg quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

  Commentary:
  "Either way, you're in for a real 'knead' and twist! 😂💆‍♂️🤷‍♀️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my leg's a drum soloist while my head's on a 'no headbanging' contract! 🥁😅 #LegLife"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

  Commentary:
  Guess you're just trying to keep your head in the game… or at least in one piece! 😅🦵🚧

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma: leg bouncing or primal screaming? 🦵😱 Let's choose wisely, shall we? 🤔"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

  Commentary:
  "Summer sun: 1, Pale legs: 0 😂🧛‍♂️ Stay strong, vampire legs, maybe invest in some SPF 1000 next time! ☀️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you can always count on your legs to shine bright like a diamond while your teeth decide to stay incognito!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

  Commentary:
  "Here's to the unsung heroes of our bodies – the arms, legs, and fingers. They don't get enough credit for all they do! Let's give them a round of applause… oh wait, that's their job too!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

  Commentary:
  "Bravo to the unsung heroes of our body – the arms, legs, and fingers! Without them, we'd be all thumbs…literally."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

  Commentary:
  When someone asks how you’re doing and you respond with "I’m fine" while your leg is having its own NASCAR race under the table 🦵💨 #SpeedDemon #CantStopWontStop

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, just remember that every day is leg day when you're dodging your problems! 🏃‍♂️💨 Who needs a gym when you have your problems chasing you around? 😂💪"

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