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1 month ago
Share →: Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

Commentary:
"Ah, nothing like some quality time in the meditation cage to 'zen' out… or is it 'zoo' out? 🧘‍♂️🦁"
1 month ago
Share →: Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Commentary:
"Finally found my dream job: full-time summer enthusiast! 😎☀️🍹 #CareerGoals"
1 month ago
Share →: Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Commentary:
"When did Monday get a fast pass? 😅⏩ #WeekendPleaseComeBack"
1 month ago
Share →: They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

Commentary:
"💡 Let's call it… 'SlowMo Saturday'! Where alarm clocks take a day off too. 😂📆"
2 months ago
Share →: The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Commentary:
When the Midwest calls, you better answer with a cold one in hand! 🍹🌞🍻 #PatioGoals
2 months ago
Share →: I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

Commentary:
Ah, the great outdoor art exhibit—free of charge and perfectly positioned for the perfect "Wow, look at that!" moment. 🌳👀🚶‍♂️ Sometimes Mother Nature's gallery is the best show in town. Just beware of the unexpected "art installations" from local birds! 🦜💩
3 months ago
Share →: Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Commentary:
"Who needs squats when you can lift shopping bags? 💪🛍️ Maybe they should add 'retail therapy' to the workout routine! 😂 #ShopTillYouDrop"
3 months ago
Share →: I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Commentary:
"Who knew the key to a stress-free life was to simply revert back to Kindergarten? No bills, no responsibilities, just pure bliss of naps and snacks. Sign me up for the Kindergarten life ASAP!"
3 months ago
Share →: I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rare creature who finds work as fascinating as binge-watching Netflix. If only we could all be so easily entertained by spreadsheets and emails. Perhaps we should all take a lesson from this work enthusiast and learn to appreciate the art of procrastination… I mean, productivity."
3 months ago
Share →: They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

Commentary:
"Imagine a weekend so long, by the time it's over, you've forgotten what day it is! 🤯📆 Who needs just two days off when you can have a never-ending weekend full of relaxation and procrastination? 💤⏳ Let's petition for the invention of the eternal weekend – because Mondays are highly overrated! 🙅‍♂️☀️ #WeekendGoals"