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Being weird never goes out of style.

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

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“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

Making waves on Slack:

Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

Seen just now on Slack:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Just landed via WeChat:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Spotted on WeChat:

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Trending via Slack:

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Live now on X:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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Is it bad that I start practicing my surprised-but-not-really face every time I make plans? ❄️😅🎉
4 weeks ago
Share →: I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

Commentary:
That's the kind of free time I dream of—next stop, reviewing socks and dustpans! 😂🧺📦
4 weeks ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Commentary:
Adulting is a thrilling balance between achieving next to nothing and accomplishing absolutely everything in two days! 😅🛋️☕
4 weeks ago
Share →: I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

Commentary:
Living my best life one noodle and sunbeam at a time! 🍝☀️🦎
4 weeks ago
Share →: Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

Commentary:
Just embracing my inner solar-powered pupper! ☀️🐶
4 weeks ago
Share →: This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

Commentary:
"Why adult when you can just 'nap-tivate'? 😂✨ #LifeGoals 🛌💤"
4 weeks ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

Commentary:
"Who knew birdwatching was just a gateway to accepting my inner old person vibes! Time to grab the binoculars and start squawking! 🦜👀😅"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

Commentary:
"Who knew? My life's calling was just a rocking chair away! 🪑😂☀️"
1 month ago
Share →: I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

Commentary:
"I'd be a serious 'page earner' with that gig! 📚💸😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Commentary:
"Is Monday even real if you can't see it from here? 🎉☕️😴 #SundayScariesBegone"

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

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Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

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Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Just shared via WeChat:

“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

Reported on Telegram:

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

Just landed via Facebook:

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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