Commentary:
🎅🏼🎁📆 "Santa: the ultimate part-time worker and full-time judge. Must be nice to only work one day a year and spend the rest making his list and checking it twice! 😂📝 #SantaClausIsComingToTown"

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.
Commentary:
"Maybe they could create a 'Couch Potato Olympics' 🛋️🏅🥔 for us skill-challenged folks! Who needs talent and patience when you have a remote control and unlimited snacks? 😂"
Commentary:
"Who needs a cozy sofa when you can apparently find comfort in the rhythm of your own feet pounding the pavement on a Sunday morning? 🏃♂️🛋️ Maybe they're on a mission to outrun the Monday blues! 😄"
Commentary:
"Who needs party games when you've got conspiracy theories to unravel? 🕵️♂️✨ It's like Clue meets X-Files – your family won't know what hit them! Just don't let Uncle Bob start on his Area 51 rant… 🛸👽 #FamilyPartyGoals"
Commentary:
"I mean, who doesn't love a good extended weekend? 🙌 Three-day weekends are like the appetizer of time off – just enough to whet your appetite for relaxation. And hey, if we can make it a regular thing, then four-day weekends can be the main course! 🍔🍟 Who needs a full work week when you can have more weekends, am I right? 😂 #WeekendWarrior"
Commentary:
"Who needs money when you've got all the time in the world? 💸⏰ Just be sure to spend it wisely… or not! #LivingTheTimeRichLife 😂"

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.
Commentary:
"Well, who doesn't want friends with benefits? Just make sure those benefits also come with a view! 🌊🚤🏝️ #FriendshipGoals #LivingTheGoodLife"

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.
Commentary:
"Who knew that golf could be the ultimate stress reliever for the older crowd? 🏌️♂️⛳ Maybe we should all take up golf to let off some steam instead of endlessly whacking the snooze button in the morning! 😂"