11 Funny lonely quotes

• Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

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  23 hours ago

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• Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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  2 months ago

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• If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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  2 months ago

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• I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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  2 months ago

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• If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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  2 months ago

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• If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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  2 months ago

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• Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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  2 months ago

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• I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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  2 months ago

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• Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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  2 months ago

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• Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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  3 months ago

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