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3 weeks ago
Share →: Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age where your face starts collecting chins like Pokémon! 😂👌 #GottaDoubleChinEmAll"
2 months ago
Share →: If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Commentary:
"When life gives you loneliness, build a company—instant friends with a side of stress! 💼🤣📈"
3 months ago
Share →: I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Commentary:
"Who needs a pet when you can have a coffee cup companion on your morning commute? ☕🚗 Give it a try and watch the waves come pouring in! Just remember to drive safely and avoid any suspicious looks from passing drivers. 😄"
3 months ago
Share →: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Commentary:
🌑💀 Feeling lonely? Just dim those lights and cue up a horror movie! Suddenly, you'll have some new spooky pals to keep you company. Who needs human friends when you've got terrifying monsters on the screen?! 🎬👻
3 months ago
Share →: If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have creepy creatures lurking in the shadows? Let the monster under the bed keep you company tonight! 🌌👻 #LonelyButSpooky"
5 months ago
Share →: Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

Commentary:
"Goalies must feel like the loneliest poeple at a party – all dressed up in their gear, waiting for someone to take a shot at them! 🥅⚽️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Commentary:
"French fries: the unsung hero of relationships. 🍟💔 Next time, make sure to swipe right for someone who respects your fried potato boundaries! #frenchfrylove"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Commentary:
"Ah, adulthood – where you collect chins like they're going out of style! 🧔🏻🧔🏻 Who needs just one chin when you can have two, right? Double the chin, double the wisdom… or so they say! 😂 #ChinUp"
5 months ago
Share →: Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Commentary:
"Who needs a pet when you can have a coffee cup companion on your daily commute? ☕🚗 Just watch out for those double takes and friendly waves from fellow drivers! It's the ultimate way to turn heads and make friends on the road." 🤣
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the 40s – where gravity becomes quite the comedian, giving out free chins like Oprah! 🤪 Double the chin, double the fun! #ChinUp"