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21 Funny longing quotes

Funny longing quotes bring a hilarious twist to those heart-tugging moments when you’re missing someone (or something) way too much πŸ˜…πŸ’” Whether it’s craving your favorite snack πŸ• or daydreaming about that special someone πŸ’­β€οΈ, these witty lines turn longing into laughter. Perfect for sharing with friends or just brightening your day, get ready to smile through the feels! πŸ˜„βœ¨

Fifty shades of I miss you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I miss you (the money I spent).

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

God, please β€” if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I have a yearning disability.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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