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6 days ago
Share →: Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Commentary:
"Currently accepting applications for professional forehead kissers! 😘❤️ #DoctorApproved"
3 weeks ago
Share →: When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

Commentary:
🎸🕺 "If living in the past means better tunes, then crank up the time machine and pass me a cassette tape! 🎶😂 #VintageVibes"
1 month ago
Share →: God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Commentary:
"When Cupid's on vacation, let's hope the lottery isn't! 💘➡️💸 #PlanB"
1 month ago
Share →: I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

Commentary:
"Someone's ready to launch their 'Trinket Holding Co.' 🎁💕 Just remember: labels are EVERYTHING. 📛😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

Commentary:
"Seriously, where's the tariff on kisses and wardrobe malfunctions? 💋👗 Maybe then we'd all be dressed to impress and feeling the love… or at least paying the price for it! 😂 #TariffGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Commentary:
"Oh, 8 hours of sleep, where art thou? Come back to me and let us dream sweet dreams together! 😴💭 #SleepDeprivedStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

Commentary:
Well, if only a sprinkle of self-control was as potent as a dash of salt 🧂 to stop these cravings! Maybe we can find solace in a bottomless pit of chocolate 🍫 or escape to an alternate reality where all wishes are granted by a magical pizza 🍕! Alas, the struggle of desire persists, leaving us searching for that elusive elixir of satisfaction! 🤔✨
5 months ago
Share →: I have a yearning disability.

Commentary:
"I have a yearning disability – the struggle is real! My heart is always dreaming of snacks instead of success 🍕💭 #SnackAttack"
5 months ago
Share →: I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Commentary:
"Sounds like even your low-key wishes are on high alert! 🌠✨ Keep calm and wish on, my friend! 💫"
5 months ago
Share →: At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal quest for the perfect strain to ease the yearning! 🌿💭 Perhaps they'll prescribe you a dose of 'Chill Pill' or 'Zen Master' to silence those cravings. Just remember to inhale responsibly! 😄🌿 #PotentYearningRemedy"