18 Funny longing quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

  Commentary:
  Relatable! If my bed were any closer, my office would be suspicious of my "nap productivity metrics" 😴💤🔍

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I miss you (the money I spent).

  Commentary:
  Missing you like my wallet misses its friends: the dollars 💸😂

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

  Commentary:
  "Currently accepting applications for professional forehead kissers! 😘❤️ #DoctorApproved"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

  Commentary:
  🎸🕺 "If living in the past means better tunes, then crank up the time machine and pass me a cassette tape! 🎶😂 #VintageVibes"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

  Commentary:
  "When Cupid's on vacation, let's hope the lottery isn't! 💘➡️💸 #PlanB"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

  Commentary:
  "Someone's ready to launch their 'Trinket Holding Co.' 🎁💕 Just remember: labels are EVERYTHING. 📛😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, where's the tariff on kisses and wardrobe malfunctions? 💋👗 Maybe then we'd all be dressed to impress and feeling the love… or at least paying the price for it! 😂 #TariffGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, 8 hours of sleep, where art thou? Come back to me and let us dream sweet dreams together! 😴💭 #SleepDeprivedStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

  Commentary:
  Well, if only a sprinkle of self-control was as potent as a dash of salt 🧂 to stop these cravings! Maybe we can find solace in a bottomless pit of chocolate 🍫 or escape to an alternate reality where all wishes are granted by a magical pizza 🍕! Alas, the struggle of desire persists, leaving us searching for that elusive elixir of satisfaction! 🤔✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have a yearning disability.

  Commentary:
  "I have a yearning disability – the struggle is real! My heart is always dreaming of snacks instead of success 🍕💭 #SnackAttack"

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