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11 Funny longing quotes

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I have a yearning disability.

I have a yearning disability.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I could low-key really use a wish right now.

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I really miss my family... sized bag of crisps.

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025