49 Funny mad quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a workout for my emotions—angry cardio! 😤😂💪"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

  Commentary:
  "Common sense: not so common? 🚫🤔 Guess we're all just walking plot twists! 😂🙃"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

  Commentary:
  "Why stop at a cape? Add some spandex and go full 'Super Frustrated'! 🦸‍♂️😆✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

  Commentary:
  "When your password manager needs a new hobby… 🙄🔐🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

  Commentary:
  "When your hair decides it's having a rebellious day, and you realize it's won the argument yet again! 💇‍♀️😤🤦‍♀️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

  Commentary:
  "Why do apps updating their format feel like my phone's playing hide and seek with my sanity? 🤯📱🔄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

  Commentary:
  "Old people be like: 'Back in my day, we didn't even have tired!' 😂💤 #YouthfulExhaustion"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic internal conflict – the ultimate showdown between you and…you 🥊😂 Who will come out victorious in this epic battle of wills? Stay tuned for the next episode of Self vs. Self, coming soon to a mirror near you! 💥🤼‍♂️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

  Commentary:
  🚶‍♂️💨 "When you're late for work, just remember: walk in like you own the place and blame it on traffic with a poker face. Bonus points if you throw in some dramatic sighs and eye rolls for added effect! Who said being fashionably late couldn't be a comedy show in itself? 😂 #LateButFabulous"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old advice for fellas! 🤭 It's a foolproof way to set a new world record in the 100-meter "doghouse dash." 🏃‍♂️ Just remember, behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes. 😂 #SleepingOnTheCouchTonight

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