37 Funny mad quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

  Commentary:
  "Even mad scientists need a little reminder to sprinkle some happiness in their potions! 🧪✨ Let's add a dash of joy and a pinch of laughter to the experiment, shall we? 🔬😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the unspoken drama of punctuation 🤣! The passive-aggressive power move of swapping out an exclamation mark for a period ✍️. It's the little things that speak volumes 🙃! #SassyThankYou"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic struggle of wanting control while pretending to go with the flow 🎶😂 It's like asking a Magic 8 Ball for advice and then getting upset when it doesn't predict winning lottery numbers. Embrace the randomness and let the music gods surprise you! 💫🎵

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

  Commentary:
  Navigating the world of relationships these days is like trying to solve a riddle 🤔 Are they single single, with a side of drama single, social media blocking single, or just playing mind games single? It's a modern dating mystery, folks! 🕵️‍♀️💔 #RelationshipStatusWoes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the irony! Holding onto that grudge like it's a prized possession 😤🏆 Who knew high school superlatives could leave such a lasting impact? #LifetimeGrudgeHolder" 🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

  Commentary:
  Oh dear, did my telepathic carrier pigeon get lost en route to your brain? 🧐🕊️ Don't worry, I've upgraded to sending messages via psychic owls now. 🦉 Hopefully, they'll reach you in time for our next séance! 🔮😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone needs to cool off before things heat up! 🔥🧯 Maybe try a water drop emoji instead next time? 💦😄 #FlameRetaliation

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of watching a show called Unsolved Mysteries and expecting them to actually solve the mystery! 🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️ It's like going to a restaurant and getting upset when they don't serve food. 😆 Maybe the real mystery is why we keep coming back for more unsolved mysteries! 🔍 #TheMysteryContinues

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever came up with the concept of being 'a little' angry clearly never met this person! 😂🔥 Don't mess with them unless you're prepared for some serious wrath! 💥💢 #NoHalfMeasures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter feels like a chaotic symphony where we're all fiddling away while the ship slowly sinks… and to top it off, we're roasting the iceberg! 🎻🚢🧊#TitanicTwitter"

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