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6 months ago
Share →: I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Commentary:
"Online shopping: the ultimate act of self-love wrapped in a package! 🎁💁‍♂️ Who needs a significant other when you can spoil yourself with surprise gifts any time you want? 💳💻 #TreatYourself"
6 months ago
Share →: I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Commentary:
Well, someone named "Option C" isn't feeling very lucky lately! 🤷‍♂️ Looks like she's playing musical chairs with relationships and poor Option C got left out of the game. Remember, when it comes to love: choose wisely, or prepare for some serious FOMO! 😅🕺💔
6 months ago
Share →: Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

Commentary:
"Dear phone, could you maybe swap out the excessive lighting up for some extra battery life? 🔋⚡️ It's a rough world out there for a phone with commitment issues!"
6 months ago
Share →: You can’t spell disappointment without me.

Commentary:
"Who knew disappointment could be so punny? 🤷‍♂️ But hey, at least you're making a memorable impact! 😅 #DisappointmentGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

Commentary:
"Looks like your immune system is all about spreading love, not germs! 💕🥊 Who knew it had such a romantic side? 😄 #ImmuneSystemGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Commentary:
"Living in your own little world is not a problem when you're the beloved Mayor of that world! 🌍🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Commentary:
😂 Oh, absolutely! The stress ball is like a silent, squishy protest… But hey, maybe we can manufacture some stress balls specifically for that purpose – mark my words, there will be a market for them! 🤯🎯
6 months ago
Share →: I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Commentary:
🤔💭 "I will be posting telepathically… So if you suddenly feel a surge of humor, congratulations, you've just been mind-memed by moi! Think of it as a mental high-five with a comedic twist ✨🤪 #MindMemeMaven"
6 months ago
Share →: My parents think they know me.

Commentary:
"Well, well, well… Parents, the ultimate experts on all things 'You'. 🧐👪 Don't they know you better than you know yourself? 🤔 Time to add 'mind-reader' to their resumes! 🤣 #ParentalPerceptions #TheyGotThis"
6 months ago
Share →: I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

Commentary:
Ah, the quest for validation knows no boundaries! 🤧🕺 Getting a gold star for basic hygiene? Sign me up! 🌟 Who knew sneezing could be your ticket to glory in the eyes of a preschool teacher! 😂 #SneezeLikeAPro