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74 Funny mean quotes

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

Funny Quotes Mar 27, 2025

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Funny Quotes Mar 16, 2025

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Not again. I mean good morning.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025