119 Funny mean quotes

• Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

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  2 weeks ago

  Friday, Friday night, gym, humor, i, me, mean, night, psychopath, wild, wild night, workout

• If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

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  2 weeks ago

  day, exercise, fitness, gym, humor, i, joke, leg, leg day, legs, love, mean, put, shoulders, workout, yes

• I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

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  3 weeks ago

  chicken, communication, eating, food, humor, i, joke, mean, misunderstanding, say, spicy, spicy chicken, things

• You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

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  4 weeks ago

  able, again, daily, daily routine, frustration, hair, humor, i, mean, routine, should, wash, washing

• I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

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  1 month ago

  am, change, humor, i, lifestyle, love, mean, means, morning, noon, routine, sleep, sleeping, sleeping in, time, used

• When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

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  1 month ago

  boundary, business, humor, i, love, mean, mystery, none, ocean, respect, say, surface, underwater, whatever

• Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

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  1 month ago

  dislike, expression, facial, facial expression, fire, humor, i, imagination, just, mean, sarcasm, smile, smiling

• I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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  1 month ago

  after, check, check-in, checkout, hospitality, hotel, hours, humor, i, industry, joke, mean, time, travel

• What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

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  1 month ago

  confusion, day, disbelief, frustration, humor, just, mean, Monday, right, time, week

• Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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  2 months ago

  always, delay, horrible, humor, i, laziness, management, mean, nothing, plus, procrastination, productivity, something, thing, time, time management, today, tomorrow

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