Funny quotes mean

77 Funny mean quotes

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

4 days ago

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

2 weeks ago

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

2 weeks ago

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

4 weeks ago

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

1 month ago

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

1 month ago

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

1 month ago

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

1 month ago

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

1 month ago

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

2 months ago

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

3 months ago

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

3 months ago

First responders? You mean reply guys?

3 months ago

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

3 months ago

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

3 months ago

Not again. I mean good morning.

3 months ago

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

3 months ago

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

3 months ago

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

3 months ago

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

3 months ago

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

3 months ago

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

3 months ago

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

3 months ago

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

3 months ago

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

3 months ago

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

3 months ago

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

3 months ago

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

3 months ago

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

3 months ago

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

3 months ago