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3 months ago
Share →: Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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"Either you've got a glitch in your system or you discovered the next evolution of toast! 🍞🚀✨ Who knows, maybe toasters with wings will be the next big tech trend! Just don't forget the butter!"
3 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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Ah, the joys of the modern age! 📺💻 Welcome to your 40s, where managing your streaming services becomes an extreme sport. It's like a never-ending game of digital hide-and-seek, except the only thing hiding is your forgotten passwords! 🤦‍♂️💻 Don't worry, you're not alone in this struggle – here's to embracing technology with open arms and a confused expression. 🤷‍♀️ #StreamingService
3 months ago
Share →: My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mystical powers of the bed! It's like a memory-refreshing time machine 🛌✨ Who knew procrastination could be so cozy and comfortable? Now, if only it could magically finish all those forgotten tasks too! 💤🪄 #BedMagic"
3 months ago
Share →: Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

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Isn't it ironic how our memory works? 🐘 Beauty might go unnoticed, but a single fat joke sticks like glue! Oh, the memory power of elephants – they never let us forget our slip-ups! 😅 #ElephantMemory #SizeMatters
3 months ago
Share →: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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"Repetition is the key to remembering apparently… Wait, what was I saying again? 🤔🔁 #MemoryIssues"
3 months ago
Share →: Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Commentary:
"Who needs a magic potion when just a few sips can make me clone myself? 🍸👯‍♂️ Better stick to plain old water, unless you're ready for a double dose of me! 😂"
3 months ago
Share →: I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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Ah, the good old days when rain or shine, your biggest worry was whether your ice cream would melt before you finished it! 🍦🌧️ Embracing that carefree spirit is truly a timeless treasure, much like finding a forgotten $20 bill in your pocket. 💸😄 #WeatherWoes #GoodOldDays
3 months ago
Share →: One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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"Who needs a good memory when you can just forget about all the things that make you unhappy? Maybe that's the key to eternal bliss – just keep forgetting all the bad stuff!"
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Commentary:
Ah, the mysterious workings of the human brain – a vault of '80s lyrics and a black hole for daily tasks. It's like your mind is stuck on repeat for "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" but on shuffle when it comes to why you went to the kitchen in the first place. Perhaps your brain is secretly channeling its inner rockstar instead of focusing on groceries!
3 months ago
Share →: I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Commentary:
"Who needs a Fitbit when you've got a staircase workout program? 🚶‍♂️🤔 Just remember to take breaks for snacks in between flights! 🍕🍫 #StairmasterStruggles"