Funny mentally quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

  Commentary:
  "When beauty becomes a health hazard! 😵‍💫😍 #BeautyOverload"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

  Commentary:
  Well, if we're on Twitter like Jesus, does that mean we're spreading the digital version of salvation in 280 characters or less? 🙏📱 Just think of retweets as miracles and hashtags as blessings! 😄 #TwitterJesus #DigitalDiscipleship

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're stuck in a never-ending loop of pointing fingers 🤷‍♂️ At least we have a 50/50 chance of ending up in therapy 🤪👉👈"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs boring when you can be mentally spicy! 🌶️🧠 Stay flavorful, my friends! 😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive quest for solitude and mental preparation in the wee hours of the morning – the ultimate life hack for introverts and morning birds alike! 🌅☕️ Just don't hit the snooze button too many times, or you might run out of hours to prep and end up diving headfirst into the chaos! ⏰😅 #MorningMentor #AloneTimeAlchemist"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

  Commentary:
  🐻💤 "I am physically, mentally, and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life… hibernation. Time to channel my inner bear and embrace the art of cozying up and snoozing through life's challenges!" 😉✨ #HibernateAndChill

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