13 Funny mentally quotes

• What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

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  6 days ago

  called, confusion, desire, horny, humor, libido, mental, mental state, mentally, physical, physical response, physically, response, sexuality, state, want

• Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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  7 days ago

  adulthood, discovery, family, half, humor, illness, life, life realization, mental, mental illness, mentally, realization

• Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

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  1 week ago

  alone, exhausting, exhaustion, fake, fake laugh, humor, interaction, just, laugh, laughing, leave, life, me, mental, mental exhaustion, mentally, office, office life, please, social, social interaction, work

• “I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

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  1 week ago

  air, air conditioning, comfort, conditioning, good, health, humor, indoor, indoors, just, mental, mental health, mentally, place, relaxation, right

• Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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  1 week ago

  answering, email, emails, fake, forest, frustration, jaw, mental, mental state, mentally, physically, screaming, smile, state, stress, work

• You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

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  1 week ago

  admiration, attraction, beautiful, beauty, crush, ever, health, humor, infatuation, mental, mental health, mentally, woman

• Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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  1 week ago

  among, being, comparison, humor, i’ll, irony, Jesus, media, mentally, mentally ill, poor, prostitute, social, social media, spent, time, Twitter, unemployed

• Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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  3 weeks ago

  blame, half, humor, illness, irony, mental, mental illness, mentally, perspective, world

• I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

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  3 weeks ago

  crazy, fun, humor, just, mentally, personality, self-description, spicy

• Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

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  3 weeks ago

  12, alone, alone time, day, hack, hours, life, life hack, mental, mental preparation, mentally, morning, morning routine, personal, personal time, preparation, productivity, routine, self-care, time, yourself

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