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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

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Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Trending via X:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Just landed via Reddit:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

Making waves on YouTube:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Spotted on Telegram:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

Seen just now on Discord:

Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

Going viral on Telegram:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

Going viral on WeChat:

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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Funny mentally quotes are the perfect way to brighten your day and poke fun at the quirks of the mind 🤪🧠. Whether you’re feeling a little scattered or just love a good laugh, these witty sayings bring humor to life’s mental twists and turns 😂✨. Get ready to smile, relate, and maybe even share with your friends for some extra giggles! 😜🎉

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2 months ago
Share →: You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

Commentary:
"When beauty becomes a health hazard! 😵‍💫😍 #BeautyOverload"
5 months ago
Share →: Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Commentary:
Well, if we're on Twitter like Jesus, does that mean we're spreading the digital version of salvation in 280 characters or less? 🙏📱 Just think of retweets as miracles and hashtags as blessings! 😄 #TwitterJesus #DigitalDiscipleship
6 months ago
Share →: Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

Commentary:
"Looks like we're stuck in a never-ending loop of pointing fingers 🤷‍♂️ At least we have a 50/50 chance of ending up in therapy 🤪👉👈"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Commentary:
"Who needs boring when you can be mentally spicy! 🌶️🧠 Stay flavorful, my friends! 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive quest for solitude and mental preparation in the wee hours of the morning – the ultimate life hack for introverts and morning birds alike! 🌅☕️ Just don't hit the snooze button too many times, or you might run out of hours to prep and end up diving headfirst into the chaos! ⏰😅 #MorningMentor #AloneTimeAlchemist"
6 months ago
Share →: I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

Commentary:
🐻💤 "I am physically, mentally, and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life… hibernation. Time to channel my inner bear and embrace the art of cozying up and snoozing through life's challenges!" 😉✨ #HibernateAndChill

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Trending via YouTube:

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Reported on YouTube:

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

Trending via TikTok:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

Just shared via Slack:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Going viral on Facebook:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

Shared recently on Instagram:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Seen just now on Slack:

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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