46 Funny minute quotes

• If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

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  1 month ago

  broke, childbirth, customer, customer service, emergency, fault, humor, last, last minute, minute, nice, pregnancy, procrastination, retail, retail worker, service, shop, shopping, water, week, worker

• Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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  1 month ago

  ahead, anywhere, change, change of plan, doing, doing nothing, enjoy, event, humor, i, invitation, invite, know, last, last minute, me, minute, need, needs, nothing, plan, preparation, procrastination, social, social event, spontaneity, time

• If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

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  1 month ago

  communication, conversation, fall, humor, message, minute, phone, someone, text, texts, time, trick

• One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

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  2 months ago

  aging, change, cleaner, excited, excitement, fun, humor, minute, new, next, vacuum, vacuum cleaner, young, youth

• My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

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  2 months ago

  humor, i, laundry, left, machine, minute, oh, only, parent, said, sarcasm, teen, timer, washing, washing machine

• Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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  2 months ago

  adulting, difficult, doing, emotion, enough, feel, growth, minute, motivation, next, personal, personal growth, pride, proud, self-doubt, struggle, yourself

• People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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  2 months ago

  ask, getting, grok, humor, intelligence, minute, people, question, reason, sarcasm, society, true, truth

• One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

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  2 months ago

  aging, better, car, eyesight, fun, humor, minute, next, stereo, turning, young, youth

• You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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  2 months ago

  duration, exercise, exercising, fitness, humor, minute, never, patience, perception, realize, time, workout

• One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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  2 months ago

  age, aging, air, air fryer, cooking, fryer, humor, kitchen, life, life stages, minute, next, stages, wild, young, youth

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