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2 months ago
Share →: Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

Commentary:
Haha, so the kid thought the harmonica was broken because the instructions went missing? 🎵🧸 Maybe next time, she’ll realize that sometimes, you just blow into it and let your talent do the talking! 😂🎶 #ParentingMysteries #MusicalMysteries
3 months ago
Share →: My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic military acronym mystery – it's like cracking a code during every conversation! 🕵️‍♂️🤔 Maybe next time we can throw in a prize for the most creative acronym guess! 🏆😂
3 months ago
Share →: It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Commentary:
"Oops, I guess 'stunning' can be quite the double-edged sword! 😂 Maybe next time specify if you're going for 'stunning like a rainbow' or 'stunning like a deer in headlights.' 🌈🦌 #OopsDidIDoThat"
4 months ago
Share →: For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

Commentary:
Well, that would certainly make for a busy doctor! 🚨🩺 Imagine being on-call 24/7 just in case someone needed you to play a game of Operation! Looks like we've found a new spinoff show – "Grey's Anatomy: Oncall Edition"! 🤣 #DoctorDrama
4 months ago
Share →: I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Commentary:
"Looks like the LGBTQ acronym always keeps people guessing! 🤔 But hey, who needs a 'straight' answer when you can have a fabulous one instead? 🌈😄"
4 months ago
Share →: Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question of linguistic mastery in Boston! 🤔🇺🇸 Apparently, in Beantown, speaking English is more of a creative interpretation! 😂✈️🗣️ #LostInTranslation"
4 months ago
Share →: So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

Commentary:
Well, well, well… looks like someone just discovered the true purpose of a stress ball! 😂🤯 Remember, it's all fun and games until HR gets involved! #StressReliefGoneWrong
4 months ago
Share →: The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic preface to a statement that almost guarantees it'll be taken the wrong way! 🤣 It's like saying "brace yourself for offense!" 😂 "Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm about to unintentionally offend you" – works every time! 🤷‍♂️ #0PercentSuccessRate
4 months ago
Share →: Time machine? You mean a clock?

Commentary:
"Oh, a time machine? You mean a clock? ⏰ Well, I guess it'll have to do until we perfect our flux capacitors and DeLoreans! 🚗✨ Time flies when you're pun-ny! 😉"
4 months ago
Share →: The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Commentary:
Well, they do say that looks can be deceiving! I guess you could say that kiwis are the undercover agents of the fruit world – masquerading as fuzzy potatoes until they reveal their true, delicious selves. Who knew that a simple fruit could keep us all on our toes?