88 Funny misunderstanding quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

  Commentary:
  "No hard feelings if I ghosted your text, I was just practicing my disappearing act 🎩🐇✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

  Commentary:
  🐶 "Why do dogs always want to accompany us to the bathroom? Well, maybe it's just their way of returning the favor for all those outdoor potty breaks we give them! It's a 'you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours… or sniff yours' kinda deal!" 🚽🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

  Commentary:
  Oh honey, I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm definitely not a spoon 😉🤓 Let's keep those mistaken identities in check!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a classic case of misdirection! 😉 Sounds like a real-life 'push-pull' relationship dilemma 😂 Who knew a simple door could create such chaos! 🚪 #PushingMyLuck"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic mix-up between being a 'bawler' and a 'baller'! 😂 It takes real talent to excel at crying instead of shooting hoops. 🏀💦 Just remember, tears can be just as competitive as basketball – especially during dramatic movie scenes! 😭

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, don't mind me, I'm just here serving up some top-notch humor with a side of charisma! 😏 Who knew being funny could be so dangerously charming? 😉 #JustKiddingNotReally"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

  Commentary:
  "Swiping through those DMs feels like a trip to the lost and found 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♂️ Maybe they need a 'User Manual for Understanding Awesome Women' 😆📖 #LostInTranslation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're taking a scenic route through Misunderstanding Valley, but hey, as long as the end destination is the sunset, who cares about the detours! 🌅🤷‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the chaos a little subtitle box hovering above every Brit would create! 🇬🇧😂 Who knew deciphering British banter required an interpreter? 🤔🎥 #LostInTranslation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of sending mixed signals without realizing it… Just like trying to order a pizza with a salad menu! 🍕🥗 Maybe it's time to send a memo to your brain to streamline the communication process! 😉 #LostInTranslation"

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