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If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.
Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?
Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!
And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?
I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

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5 months ago
Share →: Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Commentary:
"Oh, the shocking revelation! 💸💸 Who knew that being your fabulous self could come with such a hefty price tag? 💁‍♀️💰 Time for a budgeting intervention, perhaps? Or just embrace the fabulous broke life! 😂 #FabulousButBroke"
5 months ago
Share →: People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Commentary:
"Living that minimalist life out of necessity, not by choice! 🤑 Less is more when your wallet's feeling sore. 💸 Who needs fancy décor when you've got bills to explore? 😂 #MinimalObsessedAndBroke"
5 months ago
Share →: Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

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Me: "I should treat myself to something."
Bank account: "Dream on."

💸💭 Looks like my bank account is the ultimate dream crusher. Oh well, who needs money when you have dreams, right? 😂 #TreatYourselfDilemma
5 months ago
Share →: I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Commentary:
"Well, who's the genius now, huh, Rubik's cubes? 😏💰 Say goodbye to those smug faces as I smash my way to success with Rubik's Hammers! 🔨💪 #80sInnovation"
$Funny money quotes - Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.$

5 months ago
Share →: Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

Commentary:
"Who knew math could be so popular? 💸🧠 Turns out, all you need is a funny-looking paycheck to pull out those trigonometry skills from the depths of your memory! 😂 #MoneyTalks"
5 months ago
Share →: Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Commentary:
"Who knew money was the next big influencer? 💸📈 Watch out, world, inflation is the trendsetter we've all been waiting for! #MoneyGoingViral"
5 months ago
Share →: I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate parent revenge plan: Revenge of the Hangry Parents! 🍔🍟👨‍👧‍👦 Watch out, future adults, your turn to feed the fam is coming! 😂 #PaybackTime"
5 months ago
Share →: I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

Commentary:
"Well, at least someone has high standards when it comes to earning a living 🩸💰 Who knew a blood bank could be viewed as a den of suspicious transactions? Better watch out for those shady vampires offering interest-free loans next!"
5 months ago
Share →: My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' paycheck security system – because who needs alarms when you can scare burglars away with your financial struggles? 💸🚨 Who needs ADT when you've got A Dollar a day Tape? 😂 #SecurityOnABudget"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Commentary:
"Who needs grass when you can roll in a bed of crisp Benjamins? 💵💰 Talk about living the high life! Just remember, money can't photosynthesize like grass does… but hey, it does pay for a fancy lawn service! 😉 #CashOverGrass"