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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

2 months ago

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

2 months ago

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

2 months ago

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

3 months ago

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

3 months ago

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

3 months ago

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

3 months ago

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

3 months ago

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

3 months ago

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

3 months ago

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

3 months ago

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

3 months ago

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

3 months ago

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

3 months ago

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

3 months ago

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

3 months ago

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

3 months ago

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

3 months ago

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

3 months ago

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

3 months ago