52 Funny multitasking quotes

• A good audiobook will have you inventing chores to do.

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  2 weeks ago

  audiobook, chore, chores, entertainment, good, humor, multitasking, procrastination

• I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

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  2 weeks ago

  book, books, film, films, humor, i, leisure, management, multitasking, nothing, procrastination, read, relaxation, time, time management, want, watch

• I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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  4 weeks ago

  child, children, ed, family, humor, husband, multitasking, opinion, parenting, phone, pregnancy, run, scrolling, sex, sex ed, should, strong, taught, third, through, weeks, while, wild, woman

• Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

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  1 month ago

  cooking, dinner, doing, else, feels, funny thought, hand, humor, kitchen, left, left hand, making, multitasking, someone, thought

• Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

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  1 month ago

  app, cause, different, media, multitasking, music, only, playing, social, social media, Twitter, while

• My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

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  2 months ago

  care, humor, multitasking, nail, nail care, nails, self-care, session, should, talking, therapist, therapy, therapy session, while

• Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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  2 months ago

  academic, academic paper, after, browsing, closed, ever, frustration, great, humor, internet, internet browsing, life, multitasking, paper, productivity, sex, student, student life, sure, tabs

• Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

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  2 months ago

  accomplishment, brag, driving, found, humor, i, looking, multitasking, music, navigation, place, today, turning

• Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

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  2 months ago

  balance, humor, juggling, multitasking, Olympics, screen, screen time, technology, time

• I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

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  2 months ago

  background, background noise, entertainment, i, multitasking, need, Netflix, noise, phone, scroll, show, while

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