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Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.
Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.
Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.
I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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4 days ago
Share →: I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Commentary:
"Story of my life: Mastering the art of time travel, yet somehow still missing the plot! 📱🔄🎥😂"
1 week ago
Share →: Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Commentary:
"Props to all the laundry basket and dish warriors who thought, 'Why not add dirt and plants to the mix?' 🌿🧺🍽️😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Commentary:
"Proof that even laptops can't handle the heat of my awesomeness! 🔥😎💻"
1 month ago
Share →: Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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Commentary:
"Oops, my brain hit the 'open world game' button and I got lost in side quests! 🎮🧠🤷‍♂️"
2 months ago
Share →: At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Commentary:
When you're trying to land the job but also trying to stay in your Own AirPod zone 🎧💼. Multitasking level: expert! Just hope they don’t think you're interviewing for a spot in the AirPod squad. 😂🎤
4 months ago
Share →: Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's trying to multitask their way out of a traffic ticket! Just remember, scrolling through memes and driving don't mix as well as peanut butter and jelly – unless you want a side of sirens and a sprinkle of fines!
4 months ago
Share →: Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Commentary:
"Feeling like your brain is a browser with a hundred tabs open? 🧠💻 Welcome to the chaotic world of multitasking where every tab seems to be playing a different sitcom episode! 🤪 Remember to save your progress before your brain crashes! 😂 #MultitaskingMadness"
4 months ago
Share →: People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.
5 months ago
Share →: My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern multitasking maestro! 📺📱 Who needs to focus on just one thing when you can split your attention between TV drama and edutainment on Wikipedia? 😄 It's like watching a mystery show with the endless thrill of clicking through hyperlinks and learning random facts. Who knew being a couch potato could be so educational? 🛋️🧠 Keep embracing that dual-screen lifestyle – you're the definition of entertainment efficiency! 👏
5 months ago
Share →: I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Commentary:
Ah, the multitasking mastery of adulthood! 🧦👟 Why stop at just tying shoes when you can also contemplate the secrets of the universe or solve world hunger, right? 🤔💭 Keep reaching for the stars, even from tying your shoelaces! 🌟👞 #AdultingGoals