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“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

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ROMO (relief of missing out)

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Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

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I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

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Just landed via Reddit:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

Making waves on WeChat:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Reported on Discord:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Shared recently on X:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Trending via Twitch:

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Breaking via Messenger:

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Just shared via Reddit:

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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34 Funny multitasking quotes

Funny multitasking quotes 🎭 are the perfect way to celebrate the chaos of doing everything at once while keeping a smile on your face 😄. Whether you’re juggling coffee ☕, emails 📧, or kids 👶, these witty gems will make you chuckle as you attempt to balance it all. From cheeky insights to laugh-out-loud truths, they capture the art of spinning plates 🍽️ with humor and grace. Dive into the hilarity and embrace the multitasking madness! 🎉

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19 hours ago
Share →: Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

Commentary:
Why stop there? Ask what's for dessert while she's fixing the roof! 😜🛠️🥧
2 days ago
Share →: My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

Commentary:
When multitasking becomes an Olympic sport, I'm ready 😂📺📱
4 days ago
Share →: For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

Commentary:
Mastering the ancient art of pause-play-procrastination! 🍿⏸️⏯️🚀
4 days ago
Share →: The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

Commentary:
Why stop there? Let's add a cat cafe, yoga studio, and a place to nap! ☕📚🍰🌸😺🧘💤
1 week ago
Share →: Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

Commentary:
When juggling life's craziness, I need more screens than an action movie hacker! 📺🤯💻
2 weeks ago
Share →: Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Commentary:
The real struggle is deciding whether to become a professional napper or a full-time snack enthusiast 🤔🛌🍟
4 weeks ago
Share →: I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Commentary:
"Story of my life: Mastering the art of time travel, yet somehow still missing the plot! 📱🔄🎥😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Commentary:
"Props to all the laundry basket and dish warriors who thought, 'Why not add dirt and plants to the mix?' 🌿🧺🍽️😂"
1 month ago
Share →: My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Commentary:
"Proof that even laptops can't handle the heat of my awesomeness! 🔥😎💻"
2 months ago
Share →: Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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Commentary:
"Oops, my brain hit the 'open world game' button and I got lost in side quests! 🎮🧠🤷‍♂️"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Live now on WeChat:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

Just landed via Facebook:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Just landed via Twitch:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Spotted on Telegram:

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Going viral on X:

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

Making waves on Instagram:

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

Just landed via Snapchat:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Just shared via Instagram:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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