25 Funny multitasking quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.
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  1 month ago

  View →: At the job interview with one AirPod in.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?
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  4 months ago

  View →: People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.
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  4 months ago

  View →: What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My brain has too many tabs open.

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