428 Funny never quotes

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Revenge may be sweet, but laughter doesn't come with jail time! 😄🔨

  best, humor, joke, laughter, medicine, never, revenge, said, saying, tried

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Adding a lab coat to the mix of passion and experiments! 👩‍🔬🔬❤️

  almost, conversation, feels, friend, friends, humor, i, never, science, scientific, sex, sexual, talk

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  When "never" turns into their new favorite hobby! 😂🤦‍♂️✨

  before, behavior, contradiction, here, humor, i, irony, never, people, say

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Guess clowns on unicycles don't have the same appeal as streaming marathons and popcorn! 🎪🤡🍿🏃‍♂️

  circus, join, never, people, run

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days of mini heart attacks before we even knew what "Hello" meant! 📞😱📞

  answer, anxiety, call, calling, fear, friend’s house, friends, generation, house, know, never, parent, parents, phone, younger, younger generation

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Maximizing rent value by turning 'homebody' into an Olympic sport! 🏠🥇😂

  apartment, frugality, guy, never, rent, stay in, value

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Guess even Bigfoot couldn't handle the upgrade 📱👀🦶🌲 #5GProblems

  5G, after, Bigfoot, conspiracy, got, humor, joke, killed, know, never, picture, pictures, right, smartphone, technology, why

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Ah, the 40s—the decade where your back decides to play a fun game of "Guess the Trigger"! 🎯😅✨

  40s, age, aging, back, back pain, every, flare-up, health, humor, know, middle, middle age, never, pain, random, random pain, time, welcome

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like the last minute is the real MVP of my schedule! 😂⏰✨

  anything, deadline, humor, ID, last, last minute, minute, motivation, never, procrastination, productivity

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Who needs WiFi when you've got all 32 volumes of vintage muscle power? 📚💪😂

  book, Britannica, encyclopedia, humor, knowledge, laugh, never, offline, set, technology, want, wifi

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